New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI
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When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
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When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
Pretty much what AI already was doing on the internet.
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I thought Withings already sold something that did that
But it's piss
And it's not out yet
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Isn't that Smart Pipe?
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Fuck outta here.
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Analysis …
You should eat more fiber. You wipe too hard but somehow also not enough? You sat 23.64 minutes longer than required, you’re at risk for a hemorrhoid. You have a 22.5% chance of acquiring cancer.
There’s protein in the specimen. I caught a glimpse of the images displayed on your phone. Disregard previous assessment, why did you acquire me when you already provide such thorough analysis?
You have 4 more Throne(tm) iCUPs remaining. Ordering more for you now. Rent is due on the 5th and you no longer have the funds available to pay. Stop killing kittens and go get a third job.
This analysis concluded, brought to you by Bridgefjord smoked beef jerky.
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Pretty much what AI already was doing on the internet.
No no. It's regurgitating shit on the internet.
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Poop jokes and big tech's data hunger aside, this seems to me one of the more useful applications of AI: Checking for early signs of medical problems.
.........Uranus.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHJCTJDYHVDHV!!!!
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Analysis …
You should eat more fiber. You wipe too hard but somehow also not enough? You sat 23.64 minutes longer than required, you’re at risk for a hemorrhoid. You have a 22.5% chance of acquiring cancer.
There’s protein in the specimen. I caught a glimpse of the images displayed on your phone. Disregard previous assessment, why did you acquire me when you already provide such thorough analysis?
You have 4 more Throne(tm) iCUPs remaining. Ordering more for you now. Rent is due on the 5th and you no longer have the funds available to pay. Stop killing kittens and go get a third job.
This analysis concluded, brought to you by Bridgefjord smoked beef jerky.
Ok.......but, why is this guy killing kittens??? I'm rooting for the cancer.
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Analyzing the meat from taco Tuesday’s.
No. Don't.
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Can't believe they're making the smart pipe a reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
AI toilet is a registered sex offender
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I have Crohns. This would help monitor disease activity for sure. And having more data could help understand triggers better.
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Ok.......but, why is this guy killing kittens??? I'm rooting for the cancer.
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The job AI deserves, to be sure.
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Oh no. I'm not having an AI camera send someone pictures of my poop.
I already get in enough trouble doing this with my own camera.
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Doing QA for this company must be the most unusual job.
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Not just the big dookers. The green globbers and the brown bombers, too
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Finally, an AI for scat fetishists. Just what the world needed.
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We're definitely living in the pooture
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Finally, an AI for scat fetishists. Just what the world needed.
Only 6.98 DOGE per month too!
