New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI
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Analyzing the meat from taco Tuesday’s.
No. Don't.
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Can't believe they're making the smart pipe a reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
AI toilet is a registered sex offender
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I have Crohns. This would help monitor disease activity for sure. And having more data could help understand triggers better.
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Ok.......but, why is this guy killing kittens??? I'm rooting for the cancer.
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The job AI deserves, to be sure.
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Oh no. I'm not having an AI camera send someone pictures of my poop.
I already get in enough trouble doing this with my own camera.
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Doing QA for this company must be the most unusual job.
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Not just the big dookers. The green globbers and the brown bombers, too
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Finally, an AI for scat fetishists. Just what the world needed.
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We're definitely living in the pooture
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Finally, an AI for scat fetishists. Just what the world needed.
Only 6.98 DOGE per month too!
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Now these are the AI headlines I dreamed of so many years ago
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I know a guy that'll do this for free!
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Doing QA for this company must be the most unusual job.
“So, Greg, what do you do for work?”
“Uhhhh…. I’m the control group for AI toilets.”
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Isn't that what Reddit does already?
This doesn't require a poop knife.
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Drink more water and eat more fiber. That's it.
Wait, are you the AI?
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what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?
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“So, Greg, what do you do for work?”
“Uhhhh…. I’m the control group for AI toilets.”
wrote on last edited by [email protected]"but it's not all bad. They pay me to sit on the shitter a couple times a day and I only blacked out ... once? twice! "
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What if multiple people use the toilet? Does this device have some sort of poop-id?
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Where all AIs belong.
