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    Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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    The ice created has an index of refraction of 1 and extremely low surface reflectivity. It is almost impossible to see and can appear anywhere within 5 meters of you.

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      Saturation is a side effect of eating you won't receive.

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      Is that a term people use to describe eating in real life? Not just Minecraft?

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        Then start making positive ones

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        It’s only the first reply, son. Plus, your superior was lamenting the responses, not my lack of participation.

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          When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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          You're still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked.

          Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black.

          Edit: You can create this scenario pretty easily in Blender. Here's what it might look like:

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            The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

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            But you have a severe gambling addiction

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            • louslash@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
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              Your butthole is now sealed shut

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                I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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                The code can only be written in VB.Net.

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                  I can shapeshift.

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                    The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                    You are a radical vegan

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                      The power to become the animal I last ate.

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                      It only works one way i.e. You can't revert back to being a human unless you...

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                      • M [email protected]

                        I agree. Superheros are best when defined by what they CAN'T do.

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                        Superman can't be around Kryptonite and Batman can't be around his parents.

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                          Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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                            I can shapeshift.

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                            But only into a starfish

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                              Idk friends, I'm tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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                              Social Obligation.

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                                Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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                                They can, at any point shut you out.

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                                  Social Obligation.

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                                  Awesome, so I can make people feel socially obligated to do things?

                                  Everybody on the internet, we need to each give this person one dollar. Enjoy, friend.

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                                    It’s only the first reply, son. Plus, your superior was lamenting the responses, not my lack of participation.

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                                    My apologies, i was trying to say something very different and i think we crossed some wires.ill take the great for that sorry.

                                    I was thinking that you are right, ib after with you and i hope we get to see them.

                                    I'm not your son, please don't call me that i find it disturbing.

                                    And it's me, not you.

                                    Please, aunt call me that again if you are a kind stranger who had some empathy

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                                      I can shapeshift.

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                                      Into Ron Jeremy.

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                                        Your butthole is now sealed shut

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                                        And all of my poop will teleport into the back of your throat when it arrives at what was once my sphincter.

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                                          I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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                                          Air also stops, so moving causes unimaginable levels of friction and you cannot breath.

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