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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct šŸ˜‚šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‚

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      Please don't do a blinded experiment

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      wait, so a ā€œglory holeā€ is a tool for science? TIL!

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        "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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          I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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            this but in reverse
            brain no mor

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            Goodness me that is unsettling

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              Goodness me that is unsettling

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              Anime ain't right

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                  Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                  Why ask when you can find out?

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                    • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                      wait, so a ā€œglory holeā€ is a tool for science? TIL!

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                      I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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                        "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                        The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                          Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                            Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                            Mazel tov!

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                              Wat?

                              Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                                So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                                  Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                  Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                    this but in reverse
                                    brain no mor

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                                    What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                                      It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                                        mmm cockamole

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                                          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                          some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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