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    "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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      I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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        this but in reverse
        brain no mor

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        Goodness me that is unsettling

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          Goodness me that is unsettling

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          Anime ain't right

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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              Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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              Why ask when you can find out?

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                  wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                  I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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                    "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                    The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                      Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                        Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                        Mazel tov!

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                          Wat?

                          Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                            Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                            So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                              Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                              Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                this but in reverse
                                brain no mor

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                                What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                                  It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                                    mmm cockamole

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                                      Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                      some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                        What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                                        It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                                          It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                                          Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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