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    How do I unsee an image

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    Why do you want to unsee it, don't you like avocados?

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      Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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        Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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        I’d volunteer for that

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          Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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            Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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            What does?

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              Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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              For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                Sure, but would it be as funny?

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                  I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                    Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                    wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                      "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                        I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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                          this but in reverse
                          brain no mor

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                          Goodness me that is unsettling

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                            Goodness me that is unsettling

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                            Anime ain't right

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                              Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                Why ask when you can find out?

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                                  Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                    wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                                    I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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                                      "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                                      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                        Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                                          Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                                          Mazel tov!

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