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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Wat?

    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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      Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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      So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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        Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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          this but in reverse
          brain no mor

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          What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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            It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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              mmm cockamole

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                Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                  What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                  It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                    It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                    Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                    • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                      I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

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                      Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                        God damn dude.

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                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                          I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                            Why ask when you can find out?

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                            I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

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                              Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                              Your the expert, tell us.

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                              • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                Wat?

                                Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                How can you know for sure though?

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                                  Um excuse me?

                                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                  I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                    How can you know for sure though?

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                                    I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                                      mmm cockamole

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                                      I hate you, take my up vote.

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        Um excuse me?

                                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                        It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                                          mmm cockamole

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                                          I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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