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  • N [email protected]

    What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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    It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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    • 5 [email protected]

      It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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      Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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      • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

        I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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        Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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        • T [email protected]

          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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          God damn dude.

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          • T [email protected]

            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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            #53

            I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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            • L [email protected]

              Why ask when you can find out?

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              I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

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              • L [email protected]

                Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                #55

                Your the expert, tell us.

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                • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Wat?

                  Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                  #56

                  How can you know for sure though?

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    #57

                    Um excuse me?

                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                    • M [email protected]

                      How can you know for sure though?

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                      I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                      • I [email protected]

                        mmm cockamole

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                        #59

                        I hate you, take my up vote.

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          Um excuse me?

                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                          It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                          • I [email protected]

                            mmm cockamole

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                            I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                              I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                              • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                Wat?

                                Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                  that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                  They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    Um excuse me?

                                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                    Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      mmm cockamole

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                                      Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                        Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                                        • I [email protected]

                                          Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                          Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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