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  • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Wat?

    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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    How can you know for sure though?

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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      #57

      Um excuse me?

      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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        How can you know for sure though?

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        I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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          mmm cockamole

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          I hate you, take my up vote.

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            Um excuse me?

            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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            #60

            It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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            • I [email protected]

              mmm cockamole

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              I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Wat?

                  Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #63

                  Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                    They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Um excuse me?

                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                      We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                        mmm cockamole

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                        Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                          The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                          Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                            We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                            Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                              Your the expert, tell us.

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                              • you + are = you're
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                              • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                  Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                  Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                                    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                    *closes legs

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                                      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                      It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        Um excuse me?

                                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                        #74

                                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                        I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                                          For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                                          What about the durability test

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