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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Um excuse me?

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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    It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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    • I [email protected]

      mmm cockamole

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      I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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        • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          Wat?

          Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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          Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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          • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

            that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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            They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Um excuse me?

              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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              #65

              We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                mmm cockamole

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                Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                • D [email protected]

                  The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                  Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                    We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                    Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                      Your the expert, tell us.

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                      • you + are = you're
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                      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                        • F [email protected]

                          Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                          Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                            *closes legs

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                              I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                              It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                Um excuse me?

                                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                #74

                                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                                  For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                                  What about the durability test

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                                    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                      of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                      https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                        of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                        https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                        That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                                          mmm cockamole

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                                          Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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