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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    #57

    Um excuse me?

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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      How can you know for sure though?

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      I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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        mmm cockamole

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        I hate you, take my up vote.

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          Um excuse me?

          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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          #60

          It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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            mmm cockamole

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            I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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              I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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              • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                Wat?

                Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                #63

                Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                  that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                  They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Um excuse me?

                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                    We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                      mmm cockamole

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                      Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                        The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                        Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                          We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                          Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                            Your the expert, tell us.

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                            • you + are = you're
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                            • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                              that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                                  Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                  *closes legs

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                                    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                    It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      Um excuse me?

                                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                      #74

                                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                      I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                                        For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                                        What about the durability test

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                                          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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