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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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    • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      Wat?

      Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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      Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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        They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

          Um excuse me?

          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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          We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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            mmm cockamole

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            Goes great on your faceadilla.

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              The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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              Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                  Your the expert, tell us.

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                  • you + are = you're
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                  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                      Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                      Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                        *closes legs

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                          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                          It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            Um excuse me?

                            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                            I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                              For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                              What about the durability test

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                                I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                  of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                  https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                    of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                    That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                                      mmm cockamole

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                                      Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                        not as chewy, either.

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                                          Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                          Thank you

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