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  • C [email protected]

    Your the expert, tell us.

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    • you + are = you're
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    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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      • F [email protected]

        Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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        Well, like skin, of course. :V

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          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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          *closes legs

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            I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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            It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Um excuse me?

              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

              I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                What about the durability test

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                  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                      of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                      https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                      That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                        mmm cockamole

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                        Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                          not as chewy, either.

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                          • C [email protected]

                            Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                            Thank you

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                            • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                              Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                              With crema

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                              • L [email protected]

                                Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                    Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                      Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        I’d volunteer for that

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                                        as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                                          Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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