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    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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    *closes legs

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      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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      It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Um excuse me?

        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

        I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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          For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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          What about the durability test

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            I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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              of course it's a BuzzFeed article

              https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                  mmm cockamole

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                  Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                    not as chewy, either.

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                    • C [email protected]

                      Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                      Thank you

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                      • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                        Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                        With crema

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                          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                          I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                              Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                                  I’d volunteer for that

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                                  as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                                    Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                    • F [email protected]

                                      some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                      Altar boy?

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                                      • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                        I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                        I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                                          I guess you're* the expert.

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