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    For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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    What about the durability test

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      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        of course it's a BuzzFeed article

        https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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          of course it's a BuzzFeed article

          https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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          That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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            mmm cockamole

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            Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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              not as chewy, either.

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                Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                Thank you

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                • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                  Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                  With crema

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                    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                    I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                        Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                          Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                            I’d volunteer for that

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                            as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                              Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                Altar boy?

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                                • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                  I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                  I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                                    I guess you're* the expert.

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                                      I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                      Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                                        The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                                        • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                          not as chewy, either.

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                                          what a day to have eyes

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