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      Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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        Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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          I’d volunteer for that

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          as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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            Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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              some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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              Altar boy?

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              • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

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                I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                  I guess you're* the expert.

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                    I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                    Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                      The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                      • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                        not as chewy, either.

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                        what a day to have eyes

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                          Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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                            The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                            Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                            • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                              It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                              Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                                Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                                Oh god I'm close keep going

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                                  I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                  Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                                    Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                                    You'd be surprised.

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                                      Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                                      ☺️ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘‹ Happy pride!

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                                        No.

                                        My the expert.

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                                          I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                                          Like a pp corndog

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