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  • M [email protected]

    I’d volunteer for that

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    as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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    • D [email protected]

      Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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      • F [email protected]

        some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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        Altar boy?

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        • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

          I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

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          I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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          • B [email protected]
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            I guess you're* the expert.

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            • L [email protected]

              I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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              Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                  not as chewy, either.

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                  what a day to have eyes

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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                      The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                      Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                      • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                        It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                        Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                        • K [email protected]

                          Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                          Oh god I'm close keep going

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                          • F [email protected]

                            I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                            Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                              Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                              You'd be surprised.

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                              • V [email protected]

                                Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                                ☺️ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘‹ Happy pride!

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                                  No.

                                  My the expert.

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                                  • D [email protected]

                                    I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                                    Like a pp corndog

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                                      Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                                      makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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                                      • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                                        wait, so a β€œglory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                                        Just don’t forget to bring your nachos

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                                          Oh god I'm close keep going

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                                          🌰 πŸ₯œ πŸ”©

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