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  • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Wat?

    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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    Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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      They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Um excuse me?

        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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        We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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        • I [email protected]

          mmm cockamole

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          Goes great on your faceadilla.

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            The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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            Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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              We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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              Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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              • C [email protected]

                Your the expert, tell us.

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                • you + are = you're
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                • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                  that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                  • F [email protected]

                    Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                    Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                      *closes legs

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                      • F [email protected]

                        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                        It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          Um excuse me?

                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                          #74

                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                          I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                            For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                            What about the durability test

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                              I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                  of course it's a BuzzFeed article

                                  https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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                                  That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                                    mmm cockamole

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                                    Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                      not as chewy, either.

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                                        Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                                        Thank you

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                                        • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                          Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                          With crema

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