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  • I [email protected]

    Lol. I'm not a fan of online dating but I wouldn't call it unethical.

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    That’s still just asking someone out.

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      I was about to ask who cares what some random dude says, but judging by the comments I'm the only one who isn't familiar with him.

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      • A [email protected]

        32-19. Still gross.

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        Like dating a child. It is gross.

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        • N [email protected]

          That’s still just asking someone out.

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          What? No it's not. Trust me that's not what Henry is talking about. That's an algorithm that matches people in an environment where there is much less chance of rejection or ruined friendships. It's not at all the same.
          Neither is flirting / suggestions and allowing the other person to ask you when and if they feel ready. Neither is using a matchmaker.

          There are so many ways to meet people without going up and just asking them to date you. That works well for a subset of very attractive people but can severely isolate a lot of people.

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            Why doesn't she have to ask me out? That doesn't seem very equitable.

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            She could ask you out. But if you just wait you're giving up your initiative. Use your agency.

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            • I [email protected]

              What? No it's not. Trust me that's not what Henry is talking about. That's an algorithm that matches people in an environment where there is much less chance of rejection or ruined friendships. It's not at all the same.
              Neither is flirting / suggestions and allowing the other person to ask you when and if they feel ready. Neither is using a matchmaker.

              There are so many ways to meet people without going up and just asking them to date you. That works well for a subset of very attractive people but can severely isolate a lot of people.

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              Online dating still ends up with the requirement of asking or being asked the question “so, you want to go out sometime?” in order to get a date. Nobody in an online dating app is any more or less obligated to say yes or no than they would be in person.

              Edit: and a matchmaker is just having someone else ask for you.

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                Send me her number. Because she clearly knows Tau are the only good guys in Warhammer.

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                Only if you’re cool with psychic brainwashing and a pseudo hive mind.

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                  Only if you’re cool with psychic brainwashing and a pseudo hive mind.

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                  Exactly. Pseudo hive mind.

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                    I was about to ask who cares what some random dude says, but judging by the comments I'm the only one who isn't familiar with him.

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                    lol he's the DCEU superman actor as well as for the Netflix The Witcher series, The Tudors, Man from UNCLE, Mission Impossible: Fallout.

                    I don't think it's relevant to this specific meme though. He's just handsome as all hell.

                    https://www.koimoi.com/hollywood-news/when-henry-cavills-man-of-steel-co-star-amy-adams-found-it-hard-to-film-romantic-scene-with-the-superman-actor-he-has-this-effect-on-you/

                    Amy [Adams] said, “Whenever I looked into his eyes, I started giggling because he has this effect on you. I think most women feel the same way about Henry. He’s dreamy.”

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Exactly. Pseudo hive mind.

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                      Also, shooting? Who the fuck has time for that? Guns are for show, chain swords are for pros.

                      I’ll stick with my face punching, pissed off, genocidal, flying, fascist space vampires, thank you very much. No brainwashing involved with them, no sir. Not one bit.

                      I’d bring up giant robot coffins, too, but crisis suits are fuckin’ rad, even if you can’t shove a dead wizard in there.

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                        Ok so yes looking like Henry Cavill helps but how do you expect to go on a date with someone you like without asking them out? An amulet of Mara?

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                        Amulets of Mara should honestly be a thing for normal people that don't want to use an app designed for shallow fucking.

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                          lol he's the DCEU superman actor as well as for the Netflix The Witcher series, The Tudors, Man from UNCLE, Mission Impossible: Fallout.

                          I don't think it's relevant to this specific meme though. He's just handsome as all hell.

                          https://www.koimoi.com/hollywood-news/when-henry-cavills-man-of-steel-co-star-amy-adams-found-it-hard-to-film-romantic-scene-with-the-superman-actor-he-has-this-effect-on-you/

                          Amy [Adams] said, “Whenever I looked into his eyes, I started giggling because he has this effect on you. I think most women feel the same way about Henry. He’s dreamy.”

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                          Well, turns out I'm not gay afterall, because he does nothing for me.

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                          • J [email protected]

                            She could ask you out. But if you just wait you're giving up your initiative. Use your agency.

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                            Exactly. I'm a dude and my SO all but asked me out (asked for my number and whatnot). At some point someone needs to take initiative, and the sooner that happens, the better it is for everyone, so it might as well be you, regardless of your gender.

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                            • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Sometimes she is the one who asks.

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                              Sure, it also sometimes rains in the desert.

                              If you're not getting dates, waiting for her to ask obviously isn't working, so you might as well try doing the asking.

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                                So I recently found out my ex wife had a type. A type she desperately wanted me to fit into. A type that she would make me go to clothing stores for specific shirts that look good on pretty much no one but Henry Cavill.

                                I did not look like Henry Cavill. Turns out around the time we divorce she goes through this phase swooning over Henry Cavill. Then she cheats on me with a dude I don't know the name of (except I've unfortunately seen his dick) and low and behold he has this kind Henry Cavill build.

                                Fast forward several years to now. I lost about 100lbs. Started lifting. Getting swole cause it was fun now that my body was smaller. Ate more protein, added creatine. Drink lots of water. I need different shirts. I dig out some old shirts, the only ones that sort of fit well are the ones she got at clothing stores that look good on pretty much no one but Henry Cavill. Turns out they still don't look good on me, not because I'm not Henry Cavill, but I'm not a fuckboy.

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                                I searched this text because I thought it might be copypasta. Great read lmao

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Sure, it also sometimes rains in the desert.

                                  If you're not getting dates, waiting for her to ask obviously isn't working, so you might as well try doing the asking.

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                                  If nobody is asking, you have to ask. That goes for everyone.

                                  I was just pointing out that asking the woman out is not necessary.

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                                    I searched this text because I thought it might be copypasta. Great read lmao

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                                    Feels like it sometimes NGL

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                                    • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                                      Amulets of Mara should honestly be a thing for normal people that don't want to use an app designed for shallow fucking.

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                                      shallow fucking

                                      is that what the kids call "just the tip" nowadays?

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                                        Ok so yes looking like Henry Cavill helps but how do you expect to go on a date with someone you like without asking them out? An amulet of Mara?

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                                        Note that he says: "just ask her out".

                                        Don't try to find out anything more about her. Don't try to see if maybe she might be interested. Don't do anything other than ask her out.

                                        Now, sure, it's going to be hard to get someone to go out with you unless at some point you ask them out. But, if you follow his advice you're probably going to face a lot more rejection before you get a yes... unless you look like him.

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                                          Also, shooting? Who the fuck has time for that? Guns are for show, chain swords are for pros.

                                          I’ll stick with my face punching, pissed off, genocidal, flying, fascist space vampires, thank you very much. No brainwashing involved with them, no sir. Not one bit.

                                          I’d bring up giant robot coffins, too, but crisis suits are fuckin’ rad, even if you can’t shove a dead wizard in there.

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                                          I personally enjoy the shoulder launched cruise missile that has a 6 foot range on the Broadside.

                                          It might be pretty showy. And it might not create a gore fest Saw fans would be jealous of. And it might feel clunky.

                                          Ok actually I don't have anything I just like being artillery with legs

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