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  • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

    altı beş bir dokuz dört iki on onbir oniki sekiz üç yedi

    6 5 1 9 4 2 10 11 12 8 3 7

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    Transliterating from Mandarin Chinese and using English dictionary order

    Ba Er Jiu Liu Qi San Si Shi ShiEr ShiYi Wu Yi

    8 2 9 6 3 4 7 10 12 11 5 1
    八 二 九 六 三 四 七 十 十二 十一 五 一

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      Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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      Interestingly it would be right twice a day

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        I still don't understand how acht=12

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        #38

        acht=12

        Gesundheit.

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          Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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          I recently found out that javascript's .sort() function, when called without arguments on an array of numbers, converts them all to strings and sorts them alphabetically 🤡

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            I recently found out that javascript's .sort() function, when called without arguments on an array of numbers, converts them all to strings and sorts them alphabetically 🤡

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            I'm a C programmer. My first time writing Javascript and ran into some sort of bug involving a === sign or something. Javascript is a silly language.

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            • communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyzC [email protected]

              Interestingly it would be right twice a day

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              I'd think four times:
              4:20, 4:35, 7:20, 7:35

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                Is it a meme or a riddle?

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                Just a silly joke, I guess.

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                  I'd think four times:
                  4:20, 4:35, 7:20, 7:35

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                  I'm stupid and read the clock wrong and didn't check even a little.

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                  • electrictrombone@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                    I'm a C programmer. My first time writing Javascript and ran into some sort of bug involving a === sign or something. Javascript is a silly language.

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                    #44

                    Javascript lets you compare unlike types without extra steps using ==. If you want strict comparison where “2” isn’t 2, use === and !==. Personally, I find that easier than having to parseint or cast every damn thing or whatever c does (strtol?). That said, I have build tools set up to enforce strict comparison because I don’t trust myself or others.

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                    • electrictrombone@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                      I'm a C programmer. My first time writing Javascript and ran into some sort of bug involving a === sign or something. Javascript is a silly language.

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                      Truish and falsish and nullish are all concepts made up by madmen. JavaScript is the language of the damned.

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                      • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                        Which language provides the most random alphabetically sorted sequence?

                        Data
                        |  N | Eng | Dut | Ger | Tur | Chi | Lex |
                        |----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----|
                        |  1 |   8 |   8 |   8 |   6 |   8 |   1 |
                        |  2 |  11 |   3 |   3 |   5 |   2 |  10 |
                        |  3 |   5 |   1 |   1 |   1 |   9 |  11 |
                        |  4 |   4 |  11 |  11 |   9 |   6 |  12 |
                        |  5 |   9 |   9 |   5 |   4 |   3 |   2 |
                        |  6 |   1 |  10 |   9 |   2 |   4 |   3 |
                        |  7 |   7 |  12 |   6 |  10 |   7 |   4 |
                        |  8 |   6 |   2 |   7 |  11 |  10 |   5 |
                        |  9 |  10 |   4 |   4 |  12 |  12 |   6 |
                        | 10 |   3 |   5 |  10 |   8 |  11 |   7 |
                        | 11 |  12 |   6 |   2 |   3 |   5 |   8 |
                        | 12 |   2 |   7 |  12 |   7 |   1 |   9 |
                        

                        Sourced from comments in thread (English from image, Dutch from [email protected], German from [email protected] , Turkish from some rando, Chinese from [email protected], Lexicographical from [email protected])

                        Plot with Correlation Scores

                        We will compute the pearson correlation (r-statistic) score by comparing the base number (column 1) with the corresponding language column. We will also compute the Serial correlation, by creating staggered columns that measure how close a number is in a sequence to the one before it.

                        ::: spoiler Staggered Table

                        cat alphabetic.tab \
                            | awk '{print $0"\t"prE"\t"prD"\t"prG"\t"prT"\t"prC"\t"prL;prE=$2;prD=$3;prG=$4;prT=$5;prC=$6;prL=$7}' \
                            | tee alphabetic.tab.stagger
                        

                        :::

                        ::: spoiler Plot Code

                        gnuplot -p -e '
                          set xlabel "Base Sequence";
                          set ylabel "Alphabetic";
                          set xtics 1,1,12;
                          set ytics 1,1,12;
                          set title "Alphabetic Number Plot with Correlation Score";
                          set rmargin 25; set key at graph 1.5,0.9;
                          set size ratio 0.45;
                        
                          stats "alphabetic.tab.stagger" using 1:2 name "E";
                          stats "" using 1:3 name "D";
                          stats "" using 1:4 name "G";
                          stats "" using 1:5 name "T";
                          stats "" using 1:6 name "C";
                          stats "" using 1:7 name "L";
                          
                          stats "" using 2:8 name "ES";
                          stats "" using 3:9 name "DS";
                          stats "" using 4:10 name "GS";
                          stats "" using 5:11 name "TS";
                          stats "" using 6:12 name "CS";
                          stats "" using 7:13 name "LS";
                        
                          set label 1 sprintf("%10s  %6s  %6s", "", "Base", "Stagger") at graph 1.07,0.95;
                        
                          plot "" using 1:2 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "English", E_correlation, ES_correlation),
                               "" using 1:3 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Dutch", D_correlation, DS_correlation),
                               "" using 1:4 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "German", G_correlation, GS_correlation),
                               "" using 1:5 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Turkish", T_correlation, TS_correlation),
                               "" using 1:6 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Chinese", C_correlation, CS_correlation),
                               "" using 1:7 with lines lw 1 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Lexicon", L_correlation, LS_correlation)
                        '
                        

                        :::

                        It looks like Dutch has the lowest (near 0) correlation to both the base sequence and it's own staggered sequence, with Turkish mirroring it's staggered randomness somewhat.

                        The least random alphabetic sequences are English and German.


                        Updated: Added chinese and staggered analysis.

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                        This is the second comment I've seen like this from you.

                        Please never stop.

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                          Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                          #47

                          Cinq Deux Dix Douze Huit Neuf Onze Quatre Sept Six Trois Un

                          5 2 10 12 8 9 11 4 7 6 3 1

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                            Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                            If a mechanical clock or watch was like that it would be one hell of a fascinating movement

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                            • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                              Which language provides the most random alphabetically sorted sequence?

                              Data
                              |  N | Eng | Dut | Ger | Tur | Chi | Lex |
                              |----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----|
                              |  1 |   8 |   8 |   8 |   6 |   8 |   1 |
                              |  2 |  11 |   3 |   3 |   5 |   2 |  10 |
                              |  3 |   5 |   1 |   1 |   1 |   9 |  11 |
                              |  4 |   4 |  11 |  11 |   9 |   6 |  12 |
                              |  5 |   9 |   9 |   5 |   4 |   3 |   2 |
                              |  6 |   1 |  10 |   9 |   2 |   4 |   3 |
                              |  7 |   7 |  12 |   6 |  10 |   7 |   4 |
                              |  8 |   6 |   2 |   7 |  11 |  10 |   5 |
                              |  9 |  10 |   4 |   4 |  12 |  12 |   6 |
                              | 10 |   3 |   5 |  10 |   8 |  11 |   7 |
                              | 11 |  12 |   6 |   2 |   3 |   5 |   8 |
                              | 12 |   2 |   7 |  12 |   7 |   1 |   9 |
                              

                              Sourced from comments in thread (English from image, Dutch from [email protected], German from [email protected] , Turkish from some rando, Chinese from [email protected], Lexicographical from [email protected])

                              Plot with Correlation Scores

                              We will compute the pearson correlation (r-statistic) score by comparing the base number (column 1) with the corresponding language column. We will also compute the Serial correlation, by creating staggered columns that measure how close a number is in a sequence to the one before it.

                              ::: spoiler Staggered Table

                              cat alphabetic.tab \
                                  | awk '{print $0"\t"prE"\t"prD"\t"prG"\t"prT"\t"prC"\t"prL;prE=$2;prD=$3;prG=$4;prT=$5;prC=$6;prL=$7}' \
                                  | tee alphabetic.tab.stagger
                              

                              :::

                              ::: spoiler Plot Code

                              gnuplot -p -e '
                                set xlabel "Base Sequence";
                                set ylabel "Alphabetic";
                                set xtics 1,1,12;
                                set ytics 1,1,12;
                                set title "Alphabetic Number Plot with Correlation Score";
                                set rmargin 25; set key at graph 1.5,0.9;
                                set size ratio 0.45;
                              
                                stats "alphabetic.tab.stagger" using 1:2 name "E";
                                stats "" using 1:3 name "D";
                                stats "" using 1:4 name "G";
                                stats "" using 1:5 name "T";
                                stats "" using 1:6 name "C";
                                stats "" using 1:7 name "L";
                                
                                stats "" using 2:8 name "ES";
                                stats "" using 3:9 name "DS";
                                stats "" using 4:10 name "GS";
                                stats "" using 5:11 name "TS";
                                stats "" using 6:12 name "CS";
                                stats "" using 7:13 name "LS";
                              
                                set label 1 sprintf("%10s  %6s  %6s", "", "Base", "Stagger") at graph 1.07,0.95;
                              
                                plot "" using 1:2 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "English", E_correlation, ES_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:3 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Dutch", D_correlation, DS_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:4 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "German", G_correlation, GS_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:5 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Turkish", T_correlation, TS_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:6 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Chinese", C_correlation, CS_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:7 with lines lw 1 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Lexicon", L_correlation, LS_correlation)
                              '
                              

                              :::

                              It looks like Dutch has the lowest (near 0) correlation to both the base sequence and it's own staggered sequence, with Turkish mirroring it's staggered randomness somewhat.

                              The least random alphabetic sequences are English and German.


                              Updated: Added chinese and staggered analysis.

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                              I didn't expect soneone to put that much effort into it.

                              Thanks! This is awesome!

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                                Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                                Portuguese

                                cinco, dez, dois, doze, nove, oito, onze, quatro, seis, sete, três, um

                                5 10 2 12 9 8 11 4 6 7 3 1

                                cinco, dez, dois, doze, meia, nove, oito, onze, quatro, sete, três, um

                                5 10 2 12 6 9 8 11 4 7 3 1

                                (six can be "seis" or "meia")

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                                • communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyzC [email protected]

                                  I'm stupid and read the clock wrong and didn't check even a little.

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                                  You'll fit in here just fine!

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                                    Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                                    Ah yes its nearly 8:03 o’clock

                                    Or nearly 56 minutes to 11:08

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                                    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                      Okay, here's the challenge: Make it always tell the correct time 8:30 should point to the 8 with the little hand and the 6 with the big hand. And 8:35 shoudl point to the 7 with the big hand.

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                                      Was thinking the same thing. This has to be possible, within reason of course

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                                        Was thinking the same thing. This has to be possible, within reason of course

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                                        I could get it done with a couple stepper motors, an Arduino, probably a couple hall effect sensors.

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                                          Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                                          Thanks, i hate it 🙂

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