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  • E [email protected]

    Doesn't the computer science industry as well?

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    Yeah, and for basically the same reason.

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    • Y [email protected]

      To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

      But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

      Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

      Example:

      Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

      Species: Wolf <> Wolf

      Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

      Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

      Family: Dogs <> Canidae

      Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

      Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

      Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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      kept the English terms for anatomy.

      Please tell me where I can find out about the original English words for these things.

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      • B [email protected]

        To be fair, the majority of women, who have said bits, don't know what they are either, most seem to think it is all vagina.

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        I mean, colloquially it is.

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        • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

          Mine's Biggus Dickus.

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          He said Latin not lying

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          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT [email protected]

            I mean, colloquially it is.

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            Everything’s vagina

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            • E [email protected]

              Doesn't the computer science industry as well?

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                He said Latin not lying

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                I have a fwend in Rome by that name!

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                • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                  Meanwhile the aviation industry uses English worldwide.

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                  And naturally not everyone wants to pick English for the common language. If we're picking one language people use over others, you'll have French people wanting theirs picked and so on. So easier to pick a language that's not the native language of anyone to sidestep that fight.

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                  • B [email protected]

                    The entire medical industry does this so that in every language on the planet they are talking about the same thing and know that they are talking about the same thing and that there hasn't been a translation error. Hyponatremia is hyponatremia no matter what language you speak.

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                    Haha not actually. In Chinese maybe when doctors talk with each other they sometimes will use the English term (by this I mean the Latin/Greek-origin one), but mostly they translate the word bits (morphemes) one by one to Chinese (低血鈉, where 低=low, 血=blood, 鈉=sodium). They never ever use the English term to patients. You won't be able to find anyone in China or Taiwan who knows what "hyponatremia" means unless they're in the medical industry or they're just very good at English.

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                    • Y [email protected]

                      To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                      But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                      Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                      Example:

                      Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                      Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                      Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                      Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                      Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                      Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                      Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                      Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                      #42

                      Carnifornia sounds like a great festival I gotta call up my rancher buds and get this going

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                      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                        Mine's Biggus Dickus.

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                        Mine's "Alexa Google Dick in Latin"

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                        • Y [email protected]

                          I don't have an issue with using scientific names in scientific contexts if you intend to publish something international researchers should be able to parse. But just like maths, there is no problem in just... translating names? Imagine if you had to phrase sentences like: "The numerus realis make up a copia infinita." You'd have to translate Latin every time new studens would be taught because most mathematical terms convey a decent amount of information.

                          What I do have an issue with is using these terms anywhere outside of international contexts.

                          A doctor should not tell their patient they have a "humerus" fracture. In German they would take about the upper arm bone.

                          Or imagine if a doctor told you there is an infection in your digitus pedis. Fortunately English didn't replace the term "toes" with its scientific one... YET.

                          Hell, I could even apply this to doctor names in English which require a dictionary for anyone trying to parse them. I had to look up half of them by the way.

                          Children's Doctor <> Pediatrician

                          Women's Doctor <> Gynecologist

                          Tooth Doctor <> Dentist (the least bad in my opinion - at least it's short)

                          Eye Doctor <> Optometrist

                          Neck-Nose-Ear Doctor <> Otorhinolaryngologist (wtf???)

                          Skin Doctor <> Dermatologist

                          Like, surely there must have been (native) English terms for those doctors in the past. It's not like the medical field popped into existence in the 1700's. You can't tell me a 15th century English peasent used Latin/Greek derived names for common specialized doctors.

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                          Eye Doctor <> Optometrist

                          Perfect example of why that is a bad approach. An Optometrist can measure your eyes for basic vision problems and monitor your retina issues, but you'd need an Ophthalmologist if you need surgery on those eyes for something the Optometrist finds.

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                          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT [email protected]

                            I mean, colloquially it is.

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                            Indeed, but it’s as accurate as saying ones scrotum is dick.

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                              Everything’s vagina

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                              If you are brave enough?

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                              • J [email protected]

                                Note that these, too, have a German name, which translates to "inner taint-lips". Just calling them "labia" in English is not just defaulting to Latin but also imprecise.

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                                Why taint though? O.o

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                                  For some guys it might well be light years away.

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                                  • J [email protected]

                                    kept the English terms for anatomy.

                                    Please tell me where I can find out about the original English words for these things.

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                                    Ask a cunning linguist?

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                                    • Y [email protected]

                                      To be fair, it would be easier if English had kept the English terms for anatomy.

                                      But for some reason everyone decided to only use Latin and Greek derived words.

                                      Like seriously. Nearly every time I look at Wikipedia for anything, English articles only ever use scientific terms hardly anyone will find useful.

                                      Example:

                                      Wolf's entire biological taxonomical tree from species to order. Both the translated German Wikipedia title and the English one:

                                      Species: Wolf <> Wolf

                                      Genus: Wolf- and Jackal-like <> Canis

                                      Tribe: True Dogs <> Canini

                                      Family: Dogs <> Canidae

                                      Suborder: Doglike <> Caniformia

                                      Order: Predatory animal <> Carnivora

                                      Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast. Ask someone what "Doglike" refers to and most would probably guess reasonably correct.

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                                      Ask someone what "Caniformia" is and most would probably think you're talking about some region on the US West Coast.

                                      You're obviously talking about noobs who aren't watching TierZoo 😎

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        I see all these stupid boyfriend/stupid husband stuff, and I can't help but think maybe my ex wife was just jealous of her friends that had stupid men in their lives.

                                        And maybe I'm just overqualified for relationships. I mean, shit, that was the advice my brother gave me: "I get along with people because they're much smarter than me." One of the first red flags I remembery ex wife telling me was "you know you don't have to be so smarty all the time."

                                        Ok, no, I can't even lie to myself that well, can you imagine? Being overqualified for dating lol

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                                        Can confirm, people generally prefer their version of reality over truth and knowledge. Spend a life aquiring knowledge and love teaching people just to learn they don't really love learning how things actually are. Who knew people love to be told they are right, even if that's not the case. X(

                                        Funnily enough, when you are in a situation with someone who you have discussed for example immigration with and someone else more stupid than them starts going off about immigrants and you just start ranting the same shit as them, this seems to get number one suddenly thinking a lot more about how ridiculous you look when you so it.

                                        Know more tricks like this, let me know. 😉

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                                          Indeed, but it’s as accurate as saying ones scrotum is dick.

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                                          Vagina is (mostly) inside, so it's more like saying testes (or balls) when we mean scrotum plus everything inside that.

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