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  • wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

    She could be ace. She was on hormonal birth control for like 1.5 years without any real change. Would hormonal imbalance show a different way as well? I don't want to just tell her to go get that checked because she has low libido.

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    Hormonal imbalances can worsen the symptoms of depression.

    But maybe talk and see if she has a desire to be more intimate but just isn't ever in the mood, or if she doesn't have a desire to be more intimate. Because if the desire isn't there, that could be a different thing like maybe being ace.

    My wife found she was low on T because she didn't like never feeling horny and asked her Dr. Her depression has improved since she started hormone supplements too.

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      I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

      Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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      Perhaps most women wouldn't, but Bill Cosby might.

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        I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

        Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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        what, you guys have never gone to a sex dungeon and slapped on a blindfold and sat in the Free Use chair??

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          You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it's reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.

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          Also, while i dont have a dick the concept can translatez and i do not fear the dark. I will not shy away from the abyss. Its kinda my thing. If i enjoy something, i enjoy it. I may lie to the world, but i will not lie to myself.

          Even if it's, like, a dog, and i have a new problematic fetish.

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            I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

            Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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            This is kind of what I was thinking. In order for a situation like this to ACTUALLY happen, there is a complete, flat 0% chance that an attractive woman will be involved in any part of this unless you're doing some kind of roleplay thing with your partner in the bedroom. So by default its going to be Bill Cosby's dog or some shit.

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              You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

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              I love how you think

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                You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

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                ::: spoiler (NSFW?) spoiler
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                  I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.

                  Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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                  I thought Marco Pole-blow was one of those universal games everyone grew up playing.

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                    Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that

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                    Don't you stand to gain the whole world though? Now you know what you like and can seek to duplicate it?

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                    • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                      "WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"

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                      Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ya!?

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                      • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                        It was Ted Cruz

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                        Ain't no way booger lip isn't making noises that'll give it away.

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                          Also, while i dont have a dick the concept can translatez and i do not fear the dark. I will not shy away from the abyss. Its kinda my thing. If i enjoy something, i enjoy it. I may lie to the world, but i will not lie to myself.

                          Even if it's, like, a dog, and i have a new problematic fetish.

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                          But what if it's an old wrinkly man going down like it's no tomorrow?

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                            But what if it's an old wrinkly man going down like it's no tomorrow?

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                            Now i know.

                            Do you understand what my username means?

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                              I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.

                              Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh

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                              My very first blowjob was the best thing ever. I've never disliked them afterwards, but I can relate to what you are saying.

                              None of my other girlfriends had been into it, which was fine. I would never pressure someone into doing something that they didn't want to do. Then I met this woman and we hit it off almost immediately. On our fist date I brought her a Red Rose and did my best to behave like a gentleman. This impressed her and she asked me to 'wait until she was more comfortable with me' before having sex, to which I happily agreed.

                              Over the next week I saw her several times, and each time our make out sessions would get more and more steamy. Finally just a week later it had been enough time. Turns out she was kind of a Nympho and waiting was just as hard for her as it was for me. She texted me at work to let me know and asked me to pick her up after I got off. On the car ride to my place she made a speech about how I shouldn't expect blowjobs because she reserves that for very special people and she wasn't going to be just anybody's 'Blowjob Queen'. I said that was fine with me.

                              I was all gross and sweaty from working a full day, and when we got back to my place I told her I needed to hop in the shower real quick before we got busy. She said that it didn't matter to her and that she was ready to go. I insisted though because I didn't feel sexy being that sweaty. I have never washed myself faster in life, but less than 3 minutes after getting in the shower she opens the shower curtain and was standing there in a black see through negligee, asking me what was taking so long. That finally convinced me that I was clean enough so I hopped out of the shower and said just give me 30 seconds to brush my teeth.

                              You can probably guess what happened next. Standing there in the bathroom with toothpaste still in my mouth and brushing like a madman, she decided to be my Queen after all. It was so hot, no one in life has ever made me feel as attractive and wanted as she did that night.

                              I should have married her.

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                                Internet is fucked.

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                                Hey its me, your internet.

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                                  What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!

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                                  • C [email protected]

                                    Words of wisdom from our friend RageCock over here.

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                                    It's a perfectly cromulent Estonian name

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                                      ::: spoiler (NSFW?) spoiler
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                                      This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.

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                                      • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                        what, you guys have never gone to a sex dungeon and slapped on a blindfold and sat in the Free Use chair??

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                                        You KNOW that's still going to be a dog.

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                                        • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          It was Ted Cruz

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                                          If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.

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