Anon gets philosophical
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Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
Don't you stand to gain the whole world though? Now you know what you like and can seek to duplicate it?
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"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ya!?
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It was Ted Cruz
Ain't no way booger lip isn't making noises that'll give it away.
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Also, while i dont have a dick the concept can translatez and i do not fear the dark. I will not shy away from the abyss. Its kinda my thing. If i enjoy something, i enjoy it. I may lie to the world, but i will not lie to myself.
Even if it's, like, a dog, and i have a new problematic fetish.
But what if it's an old wrinkly man going down like it's no tomorrow?
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But what if it's an old wrinkly man going down like it's no tomorrow?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Now i know.
Do you understand what my username means?
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I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
My very first blowjob was the best thing ever. I've never disliked them afterwards, but I can relate to what you are saying.
None of my other girlfriends had been into it, which was fine. I would never pressure someone into doing something that they didn't want to do. Then I met this woman and we hit it off almost immediately. On our fist date I brought her a Red Rose and did my best to behave like a gentleman. This impressed her and she asked me to 'wait until she was more comfortable with me' before having sex, to which I happily agreed.
Over the next week I saw her several times, and each time our make out sessions would get more and more steamy. Finally just a week later it had been enough time. Turns out she was kind of a Nympho and waiting was just as hard for her as it was for me. She texted me at work to let me know and asked me to pick her up after I got off. On the car ride to my place she made a speech about how I shouldn't expect blowjobs because she reserves that for very special people and she wasn't going to be just anybody's 'Blowjob Queen'. I said that was fine with me.
I was all gross and sweaty from working a full day, and when we got back to my place I told her I needed to hop in the shower real quick before we got busy. She said that it didn't matter to her and that she was ready to go. I insisted though because I didn't feel sexy being that sweaty. I have never washed myself faster in life, but less than 3 minutes after getting in the shower she opens the shower curtain and was standing there in a black see through negligee, asking me what was taking so long. That finally convinced me that I was clean enough so I hopped out of the shower and said just give me 30 seconds to brush my teeth.
You can probably guess what happened next. Standing there in the bathroom with toothpaste still in my mouth and brushing like a madman, she decided to be my Queen after all. It was so hot, no one in life has ever made me feel as attractive and wanted as she did that night.
I should have married her.
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Internet is fucked.
Hey its me, your internet.
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What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!
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Words of wisdom from our friend RageCock over here.
It's a perfectly cromulent Estonian name
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::: spoiler (NSFW?) spoiler
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:::wrote last edited by [email protected]This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.
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what, you guys have never gone to a sex dungeon and slapped on a blindfold and sat in the Free Use chair??
You KNOW that's still going to be a dog.
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It was Ted Cruz
wrote last edited by [email protected]If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.
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Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
I dunno', I'd still be happy as a lark if I could slap him in to an early grave after taking the blindfold off...
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"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
I mean, Willem Dafeo is such a legend... I think you'd be surprised at how many people prefer character over looks...
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my brother in Christmas, that's on you
No, that's literally within the hypothetical.
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Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj.
Would you do it then?Don't kink shame.
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It was Ted Cruz
wrote last edited by [email protected]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Don't you stand to gain the whole world though? Now you know what you like and can seek to duplicate it?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/OhSittlaBH8AAAAd/robbie-rotten-shocked.gif (ugh I don't know how to embed, especially on mobile...)
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If I could choke him to death after, that would be a consolation prize I'd be fully and gladly willing to accept.
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I don't know what this means but it makes me giggle.
