Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Programmer Humor
  3. "Source code file"

"Source code file"

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Programmer Humor
programmerhumor
234 Posts 162 Posters 2 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • D [email protected]

    They're playing life on god mode. But, they're also very lonely. They drive away their original wives, who married them "before" (Bezos, and Gates). Their kids hate them. Everyone they come in contact with is paid in some way to be there. They have no real human connections. They're surrounded by personal security staff 24/7. Also, Epstein just hung around the entrance to the rabbit hole. That hole goes deep, and I think we all know it.

    B This user is from outside of this forum
    B This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #214

    Maybe thats why they all love their ai. They can think it's a human-like connection, and it wont leave them because they're horrible ghouls. And if it disagrees they can just tell the coders to recode it.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • G [email protected]

      1000001736

      T This user is from outside of this forum
      T This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #215
      • substance abuse
      G 1 Reply Last reply
      4
      • Y [email protected]

        Think of all the GOTOs

        johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
        johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #216

        Nah it's just if-then-elses all the way down

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • T [email protected]
          • substance abuse
          G This user is from outside of this forum
          G This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #217

          greed should be a mental illness

          T W 2 Replies Last reply
          3
          • G [email protected]

            1000001735

            L This user is from outside of this forum
            L This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #218

            Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back

            G 1 Reply Last reply
            1
            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              S This user is from outside of this forum
              S This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #219

              The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

              1 Reply Last reply
              23
              • P [email protected]

                If it is any consolation for anyone:
                He won't be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.

                C This user is from outside of this forum
                C This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #220

                Did I miss something that happened?

                P 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • C [email protected]

                  Did I miss something that happened?

                  P This user is from outside of this forum
                  P This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #221

                  It's a known side effect of Ketamine abuse that the complete urinary genital system gets inflamed.
                  Guys basically having a continuous cystitis and much more for the rest of his life - and he confirmed that to some degree.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  4
                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    pno2nr@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
                    pno2nr@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #222

                    The files are in the computer?

                    nexguy@lemmy.worldN 1 Reply Last reply
                    3
                    • pno2nr@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                      The files are in the computer?

                      nexguy@lemmy.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                      nexguy@lemmy.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #223

                      No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      1
                      • kaelygon@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                        I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze 😞

                        xtools@programming.devX This user is from outside of this forum
                        xtools@programming.devX This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #224

                        keep going, maybe you can bring it down

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        1
                        • A [email protected]

                          Hah I think some people are Aliens and they don't want me to be fast enough to do it. Hey, I'm sorry to bother you can I find the same guy who came in the morning and said that he was going back in the past?

                          L This user is from outside of this forum
                          L This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #225

                          I could, but just take 300 ml less next time, for the same result

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          1
                          • L [email protected]

                            Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back

                            G This user is from outside of this forum
                            G This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #226

                            that or it'll be converted into a bunch of swastikas.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • A [email protected]

                              money IS power. If you have the means to buy everyone off, then you are golden. Sucks, but that's how it is.

                              P This user is from outside of this forum
                              P This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #227

                              also true. i hate the fact that most tech people i know are tech bro wannabe mfs. we need more community power to escape that shit.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
                                This post did not contain any content.
                                C This user is from outside of this forum
                                C This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #228

                                I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

                                M 1 Reply Last reply
                                13
                                • G [email protected]

                                  greed should be a mental illness

                                  T This user is from outside of this forum
                                  T This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #229

                                  Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

                                  G 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • T [email protected]

                                    Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

                                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                                    G This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #230

                                    dude, that's just his face.

                                    was he not rich when all those pictures were taken?

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • kaelygon@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                      I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze 😞

                                      U This user is from outside of this forum
                                      U This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #231

                                      Are you sure it wasn't just the frontend on your system that froze?

                                      kaelygon@lemmy.worldK 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • U [email protected]

                                        Are you sure it wasn't just the frontend on your system that froze?

                                        kaelygon@lemmy.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
                                        kaelygon@lemmy.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #232

                                        Nah, Grok took 3 minutes and said along the lines "Something went wrong, try again later"
                                        Probably failed at tokenization or hit a fail safe

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        1
                                        • C [email protected]

                                          I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

                                          M This user is from outside of this forum
                                          M This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #233

                                          Well according to his lawyer..

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups