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  • pno2nr@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

    The files are in the computer?

    nexguy@lemmy.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
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    No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?

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    • kaelygon@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

      I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze 😞

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      keep going, maybe you can bring it down

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      • A [email protected]

        Hah I think some people are Aliens and they don't want me to be fast enough to do it. Hey, I'm sorry to bother you can I find the same guy who came in the morning and said that he was going back in the past?

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        I could, but just take 300 ml less next time, for the same result

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        • L [email protected]

          Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back

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          that or it'll be converted into a bunch of swastikas.

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          • A [email protected]

            money IS power. If you have the means to buy everyone off, then you are golden. Sucks, but that's how it is.

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            also true. i hate the fact that most tech people i know are tech bro wannabe mfs. we need more community power to escape that shit.

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              I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

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              • G [email protected]

                greed should be a mental illness

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                Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

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                  Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

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                  dude, that's just his face.

                  was he not rich when all those pictures were taken?

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                  • kaelygon@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                    I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze 😞

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                    Are you sure it wasn't just the frontend on your system that froze?

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                      Are you sure it wasn't just the frontend on your system that froze?

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                      Nah, Grok took 3 minutes and said along the lines "Something went wrong, try again later"
                      Probably failed at tokenization or hit a fail safe

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                        I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

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                        Well according to his lawyer..

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                          greed should be a mental illness

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                          If anyone hoarded anything like billionaire hoard money we'd have them commited.

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