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    greed should be a mental illness

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      Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back

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        The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

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          If it is any consolation for anyone:
          He won't be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.

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          Did I miss something that happened?

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            Did I miss something that happened?

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            It's a known side effect of Ketamine abuse that the complete urinary genital system gets inflamed.
            Guys basically having a continuous cystitis and much more for the rest of his life - and he confirmed that to some degree.

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              The files are in the computer?

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                The files are in the computer?

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                No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?

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                • kaelygon@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                  I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze 😞

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                  keep going, maybe you can bring it down

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                    Hah I think some people are Aliens and they don't want me to be fast enough to do it. Hey, I'm sorry to bother you can I find the same guy who came in the morning and said that he was going back in the past?

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                    I could, but just take 300 ml less next time, for the same result

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                      Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back

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                      that or it'll be converted into a bunch of swastikas.

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                        money IS power. If you have the means to buy everyone off, then you are golden. Sucks, but that's how it is.

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                        also true. i hate the fact that most tech people i know are tech bro wannabe mfs. we need more community power to escape that shit.

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                          I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

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                            greed should be a mental illness

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                            Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

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                              Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

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                              dude, that's just his face.

                              was he not rich when all those pictures were taken?

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                              • kaelygon@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze 😞

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                                Are you sure it wasn't just the frontend on your system that froze?

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                                  Are you sure it wasn't just the frontend on your system that froze?

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                                  Nah, Grok took 3 minutes and said along the lines "Something went wrong, try again later"
                                  Probably failed at tokenization or hit a fail safe

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                                    I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

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                                    Well according to his lawyer..

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                                      greed should be a mental illness

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                                      If anyone hoarded anything like billionaire hoard money we'd have them commited.

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