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    A Gigastacy in the wild

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      it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based

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      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.deM [email protected]

        it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based

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        Getting fucked up before going to work? Hell yeah. Shaking and sweating by noon? Not so fun.

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          “Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”

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          • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.deM [email protected]

            it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based

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            It's far more rampant than even the experts recognize. Hiding alcohol use is simple.
            Wake and bake and chronic thc has also been rampant for decades.

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              this is awesome i strivr to do this daily with ever commit i make and every pr i make

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                Getting fucked up before going to work? Hell yeah. Shaking and sweating by noon? Not so fun.

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                Yeah, usually by the time you're in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).

                You're also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains

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                  Yeah, usually by the time you're in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).

                  You're also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains

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                  Lol. You're right. I'll try to be more careful

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                    Lol. You're right. I'll try to be more careful

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                    It's just good advice

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                    • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.deM [email protected]

                      it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based

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                      That describes me and I will never drink before or during work.

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                        “Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”

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                        “Hold my beer.”

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                          Hope they didn't ticket the school bus

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                            Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

                            That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

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                              Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

                              That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

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                              Don't do unprotected anal, kids.

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                                “Hold my beer.”

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                                *cheese fries

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                                  Don't do unprotected anal, kids.

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                                  But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.

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                                    Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

                                    That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

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                                    Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

                                    No

                                    That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

                                    Ok

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                                        “Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”

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                                        Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?

                                        A: Doctor.

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                                        • drunkanroot@sh.itjust.worksD [email protected]

                                          this is awesome i strivr to do this daily with ever commit i make and every pr i make

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                                          this is the vibe we want when coding. Ballmer Peak, baybay

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