Work as a waiter
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this is awesome i strivr to do this daily with ever commit i make and every pr i make
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Getting fucked up before going to work? Hell yeah. Shaking and sweating by noon? Not so fun.
Yeah, usually by the time you're in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).
You're also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains
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Yeah, usually by the time you're in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).
You're also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains
Lol. You're right. I'll try to be more careful
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Lol. You're right. I'll try to be more careful
It's just good advice
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it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based
That describes me and I will never drink before or during work.
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“Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”
“Hold my beer.”
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Hope they didn't ticket the school bus
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Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
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Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
Don't do unprotected anal, kids.
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“Hold my beer.”
*cheese fries
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Don't do unprotected anal, kids.
But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
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Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
No
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
Ok
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“Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”
Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?
A: Doctor.
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this is awesome i strivr to do this daily with ever commit i make and every pr i make
this is the vibe we want when coding. Ballmer Peak, baybay
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*cheese fries
"Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"
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Hope they didn't ticket the school bus
I'm a school bus driver. Last year our union shop steward got pulled over for DUI and blew a .32 which is insane. She was stopped at 3 AM and cited but somehow was at work that same morning at 6:30 AM and drove her normal route. The district found out about her DUI later in the day and she was suspended, but it's clear that she was still horribly fucked up when driving kids.
After more than a week she was allowed to resign rather than being fired, which means she was able to get a job driving for a different district. How she was able to do this with a DUI on her record is a mystery to us, too. She is also a councilwoman in a neighboring town but it's hard to imagine that level of politics gives you immunity from DUI. She did apparently flash her councilwoman ID to the officer that stopped her but that did her no good, at least at the time.
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But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
Don't do bees in their knees either, kids
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That describes me and I will never drink before or during work.
yeah there's lots of criteria
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it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based
wrote last edited by [email protected]yep. needing 4 drinks to get right, that sounds quite severe too. even needing 1 is a massive red flag. when the body shakes the morning after drinking, it can be a sign that your body is no longer able to function without alcohol.
detox will need to be medically managed at that point as cold turkey is now life threatening; quitting drinking will seem impossible and yet has now become more urgent than ever
