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  • B [email protected]

    As best you legally can…

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    Ah, yes, let's go with that.

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      > open an llc
      > take out a business loan under llc
      > travel the world on a business trip
      > declare llc bankrupt
      > personal finances unaffected
      > repeat

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      take out a business loan under llc

      You need to have a feasable business to do that part.

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      • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        take out a business loan under llc

        You need to have a feasable business to do that part.

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        Not if you say you do ✨AI✨

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          > open an llc
          > take out a business loan under llc
          > travel the world on a business trip
          > declare llc bankrupt
          > personal finances unaffected
          > repeat

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          And I still have to be alive afterwards? Pass.

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          • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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            Wouldn't work, after this you'd love life

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            • B [email protected]

              You can do this, but their response will be to tank your credit. Which makes it hard to get any new loans. Including home loans. Also makes it hard to rent a place, since almost all landlords do a credit check. Hard to get a normal auto loan if you need to buy a car. And iirc, your credit card interest rates will go up.

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              When i said small debts, im talking under 100 bucks. That doesnt go on my credit report.

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              • V [email protected]

                Also half of the loans were government Covid aid that he applied for even though he wasn’t eligible

                Ahh, so he did a bunch of fraud. The reason the government was writing blank cheques was because people were dying in the millions and businesses were failing left and right. He's lucky he's not in prison.

                I'm glad he's doing better now, but I can't help but think of the people who needed that money and might not have gotten it in time (or maybe at all) because of what he did. Does he ever think about that, do you know?

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                Yes he is aware of the moral implications, clearly the government wasn’t holding back assistance to anyone at the time. Let me just show him your unconstructive comment real quick so he can get down on himself.

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                  As someone who games banks as best I can this would absolutely not work.

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                  Share your wisdom on how you would best take out a loan before suicide

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                    Yes he is aware of the moral implications, clearly the government wasn’t holding back assistance to anyone at the time. Let me just show him your unconstructive comment real quick so he can get down on himself.

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                    #69

                    I'm really glad that he's aware of the moral implications of what he did.

                    Doesn't sound like you are though. I mean, you just admitted he committed fraud in order to appropriate money meant for people who actually needed it, and now:

                    • you want to justify it by saying "clearly the government wasn't holding back assistance to anyone at the time" as though it being an honour system at the time made what he did okay;
                    • you're pulling that after you first tried to paper over that they weren't just any old loans he took out; in addition to which
                    • you want to try and paint me as the bad guy.

                    You serious, dude? You're aware that I didn't commit fraud during the pandemic, right? And it wasn't hard either, I just didn't apply for relief I wasn't eligible for. You're aware he wasn't scamming a bank, he was scamming people in need?

                    It's okay to make mistakes, but he is lucky he's not in prison, and if he can own what he did like an adult then so can you.

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                      Wouldn't work, after this you'd love life

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                      Classic life bamboozle

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                        If we all did this capitalism would collapse.

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                        "if we all stopped working and just did drugs and hookers the economy would collapse" is not that deep of a thought.

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                          If we all did this capitalism would collapse.

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                          "if we all stopped working and just did drugs and hookers the economy would collapse" is not that deep of a thought.

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                            Wouldn't work, after this you'd love life

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                            As someone who has travelled and done a lot of random things in my 40 years of life:

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                              Yes, but:

                              Don't be you; think like them.

                              Form an LLC. Don't borrow money, use venture capital! Use that money to borrow for the LLC. Pay yourself well, travel all you like.

                              In the end kill the LLC. Live off the savings from your paychecks.

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                                I'm really glad that he's aware of the moral implications of what he did.

                                Doesn't sound like you are though. I mean, you just admitted he committed fraud in order to appropriate money meant for people who actually needed it, and now:

                                • you want to justify it by saying "clearly the government wasn't holding back assistance to anyone at the time" as though it being an honour system at the time made what he did okay;
                                • you're pulling that after you first tried to paper over that they weren't just any old loans he took out; in addition to which
                                • you want to try and paint me as the bad guy.

                                You serious, dude? You're aware that I didn't commit fraud during the pandemic, right? And it wasn't hard either, I just didn't apply for relief I wasn't eligible for. You're aware he wasn't scamming a bank, he was scamming people in need?

                                It's okay to make mistakes, but he is lucky he's not in prison, and if he can own what he did like an adult then so can you.

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                                Shut up with your holier then thou attitude, he made mistakes and he is paying the money back.
                                You can fuck right off.

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                                  The real question is how many people would have to do this at once to bankrupt the lenders?

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                                    "if we all stopped working and just did drugs and hookers the economy would collapse" is not that deep of a thought.

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                                    Yeah, but it being a desirable outcome is a bit novel.

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                                      Not if you say you do ✨AI✨

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                                      TAKE MY MONEY NOW!

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                                        Alright fine, I admit it! I like boobies!

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                                          Reminds me of this old story

                                          https://brobible.com/life/article/traveled-to-mexico-to-kill-himself/

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