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I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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  • obinice@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

    omg u didn't censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

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    don't worry I'll calm her down

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    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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      What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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        People do know that you poop with your asshole?

        But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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          What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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          I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

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            I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

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            You really think so?
            Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

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              You really think so?
              Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

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              I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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                I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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                We should probably report this to the internet police

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                • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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                  Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                    Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                    Trying that next time

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                      Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                      Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                        What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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                        It's gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.

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                          don't worry I'll calm her down

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                          Such a sophisticate.

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                            People do know that you poop with your asshole?

                            But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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                            The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

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                            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                              Ooo, mommy (umami)

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                                pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                                  What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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                                  Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.

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                                    pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                                    And a glass of wine, ofc

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                                      And a glass of wine, ofc

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                                      i love wine

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                                        Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                                        Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that's my usual order

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                                          Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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