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I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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  • I [email protected]

    What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

    ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote on last edited by
    #13

    It's gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.

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    • H [email protected]

      don't worry I'll calm her down

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      Such a sophisticate.

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      • M [email protected]

        People do know that you poop with your asshole?

        But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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        The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

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        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          Try it with assholes. 🤌

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          #16

          Ooo, mommy (umami)

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          • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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            #17

            pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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            • I [email protected]

              What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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              #18

              Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.

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              • B [email protected]

                pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                #19

                And a glass of wine, ofc

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                • L [email protected]

                  And a glass of wine, ofc

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                  #20

                  i love wine

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                    #21

                    Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that's my usual order

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                    • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                      Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                      #22

                      Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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                        Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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                        Are you worried they'd get jalapeƱo asshole?

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                        • P [email protected]

                          Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                          Sweet and spicy is the most underrated combo.

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                          • I [email protected]

                            We should probably report this to the internet police

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                            Yes I will call the Internet Police right now and report this

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                            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

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                              I mean.. possiblly? but still? weird.

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