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I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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    What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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      People do know that you poop with your asshole?

      But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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        What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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        I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

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          I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

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          You really think so?
          Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

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            You really think so?
            Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

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            I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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              I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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              We should probably report this to the internet police

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              • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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                Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                  Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                  Trying that next time

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                    Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                    Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                      What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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                      It's gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.

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                        don't worry I'll calm her down

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                        Such a sophisticate.

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                          People do know that you poop with your asshole?

                          But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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                          The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

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                            Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                            Ooo, mommy (umami)

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                              pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                                What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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                                Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.

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                                  pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                                  And a glass of wine, ofc

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                                    And a glass of wine, ofc

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                                    i love wine

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                                      Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                                      Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that's my usual order

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                                        Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                                        Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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                                          Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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                                          Are you worried they'd get jalapeño asshole?

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