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I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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  • H [email protected]

    don't worry I'll calm her down

    ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
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    Such a sophisticate.

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    • M [email protected]

      People do know that you poop with your asshole?

      But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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      The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

        Try it with assholes. 🤌

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        Ooo, mommy (umami)

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        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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          pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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          • I [email protected]

            What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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            Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.

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              pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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              And a glass of wine, ofc

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                And a glass of wine, ofc

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                i love wine

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                  Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                  Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that's my usual order

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                  • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                    Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                    Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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                      Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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                      Are you worried they'd get jalapeño asshole?

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                        Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                        Sweet and spicy is the most underrated combo.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          We should probably report this to the internet police

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                          Yes I will call the Internet Police right now and report this

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                          • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                            The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

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                            I mean.. possiblly? but still? weird.

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