I hate golf
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You forgot the lack of mass ecological destruction and toxic levels of fertilizer with the mini golf
Fake grass isn’t great either, but at least it’s a slower poison than… well, poison.
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No, don't first date mini golf unless you want them to know how you look incredibly frustrated and on the verge of chucking a club at a fucking windmill.
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What about top golf
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What about top golf
Top golf ruins the skyline of every city that has one
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No, don't first date mini golf unless you want them to know how you look incredibly frustrated and on the verge of chucking a club at a fucking windmill.
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Fake grass isn’t great either, but at least it’s a slower poison than… well, poison.
An its tiny. Less than most parking spaces.
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Fake grass isn’t great either, but at least it’s a slower poison than… well, poison.
And mini golf takes up a far smaller footprint
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past time
FTLoG.
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I could hear every line in this gif.
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i lived in Aberdeen, birthplace of golf.
it's such a different experience there.
practically everyone golfs, all ages/genders/ethnicities, families, friends, neighbours, working class, poor, rich...
Golf grass grows naturally there and doesn't need extra water.
people just walk to the closest golf course.
Electric buggies are banned in most courses, in a game you can end up walking a few km, actual outdoor exercise.
it's so different than the rest of the world, where it is upperclass or upperclass pretending, beers in electric buggies, expensive clubhouses...
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What about top golf
Feel free to form your own opinion, but I've only ever heard good things about Top Golf and it's not a massive drain on resources or space like traditional golf courses are. But I also enjoy golfing at public golf courses from time to time. It's fun to get out on the course with 3 of my buddies to whack a ball and have some beers outside. Never will consider a private membership or course though. Private golf courses can be burned to the ground for all I care.
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The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...
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What about top golf
Overpriced, multi-story driving range.
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The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...
The 101 Dalmatians mini golf game for the PS2 was a staple of our household when I was a child
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Balls are only white
You don't have to use a white ball for regular golf. But it does make it harder to see dark colors like red, blue or green.
Also: There should be at least 1 MegaGolf course. It's like minigolf, with the goofy obstacles and shit, but it's the size of a normal golf course. So you still gotta hit the ball through a clown's mouth or a windmill, but they are now 150-300 yards away.
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Overpriced, multi-story driving range.
I worked at a Topgolf for a little over a year, and it is incredible how much some companies will spend on corporate events there
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Balls are only white
You don't have to use a white ball for regular golf. But it does make it harder to see dark colors like red, blue or green.
Also: There should be at least 1 MegaGolf course. It's like minigolf, with the goofy obstacles and shit, but it's the size of a normal golf course. So you still gotta hit the ball through a clown's mouth or a windmill, but they are now 150-300 yards away.
I used Callaway soft green balls, I find them so easy to see compared to any other colour ball including white.
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I could hear every line in this gif.
Hwaaach ptooo
Ah ha ha ha hahah haaaa
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The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...
I spent a ton of time playing the nabisco minigolf flash game online as a kid.
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all that, and regular golf is incredibly wasteful with water. it's sickening. plus the fact that it's a historically racist as fuck sport, fuck golf, fuck golfers. Oh and they expect their neighbors to subsidize their hobby (see muni golf courses) - get fucked
