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    I could hear every line in this gif.

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      i lived in Aberdeen, birthplace of golf.

      it's such a different experience there.

      practically everyone golfs, all ages/genders/ethnicities, families, friends, neighbours, working class, poor, rich...

      Golf grass grows naturally there and doesn't need extra water.

      people just walk to the closest golf course.

      Electric buggies are banned in most courses, in a game you can end up walking a few km, actual outdoor exercise.

      it's so different than the rest of the world, where it is upperclass or upperclass pretending, beers in electric buggies, expensive clubhouses...

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        What about top golf

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        Feel free to form your own opinion, but I've only ever heard good things about Top Golf and it's not a massive drain on resources or space like traditional golf courses are. But I also enjoy golfing at public golf courses from time to time. It's fun to get out on the course with 3 of my buddies to whack a ball and have some beers outside. Never will consider a private membership or course though. Private golf courses can be burned to the ground for all I care.

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          The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...

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            What about top golf

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            Overpriced, multi-story driving range.

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              The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...

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              The 101 Dalmatians mini golf game for the PS2 was a staple of our household when I was a child

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                Balls are only white

                You don't have to use a white ball for regular golf. But it does make it harder to see dark colors like red, blue or green.

                Also: There should be at least 1 MegaGolf course. It's like minigolf, with the goofy obstacles and shit, but it's the size of a normal golf course. So you still gotta hit the ball through a clown's mouth or a windmill, but they are now 150-300 yards away.

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                  Overpriced, multi-story driving range.

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                  I worked at a Topgolf for a little over a year, and it is incredible how much some companies will spend on corporate events there

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                    Balls are only white

                    You don't have to use a white ball for regular golf. But it does make it harder to see dark colors like red, blue or green.

                    Also: There should be at least 1 MegaGolf course. It's like minigolf, with the goofy obstacles and shit, but it's the size of a normal golf course. So you still gotta hit the ball through a clown's mouth or a windmill, but they are now 150-300 yards away.

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                    I used Callaway soft green balls, I find them so easy to see compared to any other colour ball including white.

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                      Hwaaach ptooo

                      Ah ha ha ha hahah haaaa

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                        The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...

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                        I spent a ton of time playing the nabisco minigolf flash game online as a kid.

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                          all that, and regular golf is incredibly wasteful with water. it's sickening. plus the fact that it's a historically racist as fuck sport, fuck golf, fuck golfers. Oh and they expect their neighbors to subsidize their hobby (see muni golf courses) - get fucked

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                            Feel free to form your own opinion, but I've only ever heard good things about Top Golf and it's not a massive drain on resources or space like traditional golf courses are. But I also enjoy golfing at public golf courses from time to time. It's fun to get out on the course with 3 of my buddies to whack a ball and have some beers outside. Never will consider a private membership or course though. Private golf courses can be burned to the ground for all I care.

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                            But I also enjoy golfing at public golf courses from time to time.

                            like saying "I also enjoy sticking the public with the bill for my hobby"

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                              Worth trying disc golf. Most courses are built on under utilized park land funded and maintained by local volunteer clubs. You can get three discs for $30-40 or most loan some from somebody who plays (we all have too many) and get started!

                              Most courses are free to play.

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                                That's Putt-Putt.

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                                  all that, and regular golf is incredibly wasteful with water. it's sickening. plus the fact that it's a historically racist as fuck sport, fuck golf, fuck golfers. Oh and they expect their neighbors to subsidize their hobby (see muni golf courses) - get fucked

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                                  Boomers when someone wants to build a playground or a skatepark: "Noooo, that's communism!"

                                  Boomers asking the local government to subsidize their useless ass golf course:
                                  "Our community"

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                                    all that, and regular golf is incredibly wasteful with water. it's sickening. plus the fact that it's a historically racist as fuck sport, fuck golf, fuck golfers. Oh and they expect their neighbors to subsidize their hobby (see muni golf courses) - get fucked

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                                    What sport isn't historically racist?

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                                      What sport isn't historically racist?

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                                      Roller derby?

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                                        I don’t play except once every couple of years... and poorly. But it isn't as wasteful on water as you think. They often use some form of recycled water, and once it is on the ground it doesn't just go away. Much of it goes deeper into the ground, getting filtered naturally, and ends up back in an underground aquifer. The "loss" is just in evaporation. Which of course eventually comes back as rain. Some percentage of that ends up in the ocean. That part is more or less lost as drinkable water. But recycled water often wasn't drinkable to start with.

                                        It's really the fertalizers that are the problem I believe.

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                                          What sport isn't historically racist?

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                                          Ullamaliztli?

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