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  • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

    Fake grass isn’t great either, but at least it’s a slower poison than… well, poison.

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    An its tiny. Less than most parking spaces.

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      Fake grass isn’t great either, but at least it’s a slower poison than… well, poison.

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      And mini golf takes up a far smaller footprint

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        past time

        FTLoG.

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          I could hear every line in this gif.

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            i lived in Aberdeen, birthplace of golf.

            it's such a different experience there.

            practically everyone golfs, all ages/genders/ethnicities, families, friends, neighbours, working class, poor, rich...

            Golf grass grows naturally there and doesn't need extra water.

            people just walk to the closest golf course.

            Electric buggies are banned in most courses, in a game you can end up walking a few km, actual outdoor exercise.

            it's so different than the rest of the world, where it is upperclass or upperclass pretending, beers in electric buggies, expensive clubhouses...

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              What about top golf

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              Feel free to form your own opinion, but I've only ever heard good things about Top Golf and it's not a massive drain on resources or space like traditional golf courses are. But I also enjoy golfing at public golf courses from time to time. It's fun to get out on the course with 3 of my buddies to whack a ball and have some beers outside. Never will consider a private membership or course though. Private golf courses can be burned to the ground for all I care.

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                The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...

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                  What about top golf

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                  Overpriced, multi-story driving range.

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                    The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...

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                    The 101 Dalmatians mini golf game for the PS2 was a staple of our household when I was a child

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                      Balls are only white

                      You don't have to use a white ball for regular golf. But it does make it harder to see dark colors like red, blue or green.

                      Also: There should be at least 1 MegaGolf course. It's like minigolf, with the goofy obstacles and shit, but it's the size of a normal golf course. So you still gotta hit the ball through a clown's mouth or a windmill, but they are now 150-300 yards away.

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                        Overpriced, multi-story driving range.

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                        I worked at a Topgolf for a little over a year, and it is incredible how much some companies will spend on corporate events there

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                          Balls are only white

                          You don't have to use a white ball for regular golf. But it does make it harder to see dark colors like red, blue or green.

                          Also: There should be at least 1 MegaGolf course. It's like minigolf, with the goofy obstacles and shit, but it's the size of a normal golf course. So you still gotta hit the ball through a clown's mouth or a windmill, but they are now 150-300 yards away.

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                          I used Callaway soft green balls, I find them so easy to see compared to any other colour ball including white.

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                            I could hear every line in this gif.

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                            Hwaaach ptooo

                            Ah ha ha ha hahah haaaa

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                              The most minigolf i played was a flash game on nitrome, mallet mania yes, it was very basic but it has a certain something to that...

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                              I spent a ton of time playing the nabisco minigolf flash game online as a kid.

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                                all that, and regular golf is incredibly wasteful with water. it's sickening. plus the fact that it's a historically racist as fuck sport, fuck golf, fuck golfers. Oh and they expect their neighbors to subsidize their hobby (see muni golf courses) - get fucked

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                                  Feel free to form your own opinion, but I've only ever heard good things about Top Golf and it's not a massive drain on resources or space like traditional golf courses are. But I also enjoy golfing at public golf courses from time to time. It's fun to get out on the course with 3 of my buddies to whack a ball and have some beers outside. Never will consider a private membership or course though. Private golf courses can be burned to the ground for all I care.

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                                  But I also enjoy golfing at public golf courses from time to time.

                                  like saying "I also enjoy sticking the public with the bill for my hobby"

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                                    Worth trying disc golf. Most courses are built on under utilized park land funded and maintained by local volunteer clubs. You can get three discs for $30-40 or most loan some from somebody who plays (we all have too many) and get started!

                                    Most courses are free to play.

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                                      That's Putt-Putt.

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                                      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        all that, and regular golf is incredibly wasteful with water. it's sickening. plus the fact that it's a historically racist as fuck sport, fuck golf, fuck golfers. Oh and they expect their neighbors to subsidize their hobby (see muni golf courses) - get fucked

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                                        Boomers when someone wants to build a playground or a skatepark: "Noooo, that's communism!"

                                        Boomers asking the local government to subsidize their useless ass golf course:
                                        "Our community"

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                                        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                          all that, and regular golf is incredibly wasteful with water. it's sickening. plus the fact that it's a historically racist as fuck sport, fuck golf, fuck golfers. Oh and they expect their neighbors to subsidize their hobby (see muni golf courses) - get fucked

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                                          What sport isn't historically racist?

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