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    Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.

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    I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

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      It definitely weirds me out too and I at one point definitely had this opinion. But then I was with a woman once who I was very, very attracted to; Possibly more than anyone else I've been with. (Not that that's a bunch of people) She started calling me daddy repeatedly while we were getting into, and despite me being a little weirded out by it I, uh, didn't stop.

      Horny is a hell of a thing.

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        I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.

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        It's not the typing that's the issue. It's the lack of blood going to the brain.

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          "I'm going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go"

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          Fuck yes, that's so hot..

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            The daddy thing as in the pornos is completely unrealistic too

            As someone who actually has a daddy kink, I've never seen anyone who has a one night stand and instantly sees their partner as their daddy

            I mean, I'm an extreme case, but I don't think you can just see someone as your daddy without bonding with him first. Like, I've spend like a year or 2 with him and gone through a lot of stuff until I even started thinking of calling him daddy, but now its pretty normal for us, after like 4 years, and im happily calling him Papi or Papa, and he's calling me „kleine” or Mika, but thats really an edgecase

            Only other scene where I've seen someone become someone's daddy instantly was with abdl rp stuff, but that's non sexual

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              Yeah, use good boy like a normal person!

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              That'll do pig

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                Cause you finished?

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                hahaha touché

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                • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                  Yeah, and dunno if it's just because I have two kids now. I assume it would've struck me as odd before, but I guess I didn't think of it back in the before times.

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                  Ye now that I am a father of a girl, the thought itself disgusts me. I did find it weird before but now it blows my mind

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                    The daddy thing as in the pornos is completely unrealistic too

                    As someone who actually has a daddy kink, I've never seen anyone who has a one night stand and instantly sees their partner as their daddy

                    I mean, I'm an extreme case, but I don't think you can just see someone as your daddy without bonding with him first. Like, I've spend like a year or 2 with him and gone through a lot of stuff until I even started thinking of calling him daddy, but now its pretty normal for us, after like 4 years, and im happily calling him Papi or Papa, and he's calling me „kleine” or Mika, but thats really an edgecase

                    Only other scene where I've seen someone become someone's daddy instantly was with abdl rp stuff, but that's non sexual

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                    So thats what you have been doing instead of getting the one piece?

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                      Ye now that I am a father of a girl, the thought itself disgusts me. I did find it weird before but now it blows my mind

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                      I have no kids and have always found it disturbing and off-putting. It's not a common thing in my country and language though, but I was with an American girl several years ago who said it and my member deflated like someone pulled the plug. No thanks.

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                        I was the bottom person once. No clue why, or what possessed me to do that.

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                        Nothing wrong with being the bottom

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                          So thats what you have been doing instead of getting the one piece?

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                          Let's eat some pickles!

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                            I was the bottom person once. No clue why, or what possessed me to do that.

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                            It's just playing along with a partner's fantasy. No effort and it makes them happy.

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                              I had a short-term ex say that and it really turned me off every time. If the relationship went on longer, I would've eventually said something. It really weirded me out, especially knowing that her dad died of cancer a year prior. It's like, what the hell is going on in your head? Get that checked out.

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                                It's just playing along with a partner's fantasy. No effort and it makes them happy.

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                                Literally just did what they wanted me to, asking a lot of questions first 🤷‍♂️

                                At least I crossed that off my bucket list.

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                                  same. is it mostly an American thing? cause none of my friends would ever think to call their boyfriends "daddy"

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                                    Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.

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                                    I have no fucking idea what this means, so I will take offense and assume it's a movie quote. GOOD DAY!!

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                                    • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                                      same. is it mostly an American thing? cause none of my friends would ever think to call their boyfriends "daddy"

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                                      No we say "papa"

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                                      • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.worldF [email protected]

                                        same. is it mostly an American thing? cause none of my friends would ever think to call their boyfriends "daddy"

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                                        "father"

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                                          I used to be in the same camp (and it's still not for me) but it started to make more sense to me when I realized it's kind of been a thing we've been doing for a while.

                                          There's the well known Papi, in Spanish, but, even as far back as the 1930s in The Grapes of Wrath, you have Pa Joad refer to Ma Joad as "Ma". Even in The Year without a Santa Clause (for a more modern but still older reference), Santa refers to Mrs. Clause as "Ma".

                                          The idea of using these titles for anyone other than my own parents was not something that's intuitive to me, at all, but clearly it's a thing humans have been doing for (at least) a century. Not all those examples are in sexual contexts but I imagine that a nickname you have for your partner isn't not going to end up continuing into the bedroom, at least not for everyone.

                                          In that context, it started to make more sense to my brain.

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