Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.
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Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke
The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one
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…which is a sandwich.
It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.
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pop•
tartsThe symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".
Two part oars.
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It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.
Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.
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Pineapple banana pizza.
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Sorry it's actually a lasagna.
There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.
A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.
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It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.
wrote last edited by [email protected]What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)
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What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)
PB&J calzone
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PB&J calzone
Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone
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A hotdog is not a sandwich
It's a sausage sandwich
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Pineapple banana pizza.
Kiwi pizza
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It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.
Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!
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Punishment is ineffective long-term
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Sorry it's actually a lasagna.
There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.
Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?
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H2G2 is not funny.
- Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
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GNU is bloated beyond belief.
Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.I'm with you until thr eyebrows.
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Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?
IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.
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Cats are better than dogs
People shouldn't keep pets
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Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce
This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.
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Pour milk first, then cereal.
That does make me angry and I have no idea why.
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Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?
I like to think it's angry spez not wanting good content here. He has a bunch of alts here that he has minions downvote with, while he stands over their shoulder micromanaging what they downvote.
