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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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    tarts

    rmuk@feddit.ukR This user is from outside of this forum
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    The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

    Two part oars.

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      It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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      Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.

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        Pineapple banana pizza.

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          Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

          There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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          A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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            It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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            #166

            What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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              What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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              PB&J calzone

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                PB&J calzone

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                Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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                  A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                  It's a sausage sandwich

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                    Pineapple banana pizza.

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                    Kiwi pizza

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                      It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                      Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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                        Punishment is ineffective long-term

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                          Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                          There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                          Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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                            H2G2 is not funny.
                            - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                            Big Bang Theory is funny.
                            - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                            GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                            Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                            I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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                              Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                              IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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                                Cats are better than dogs

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                                People shouldn't keep pets

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                                  Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                                  This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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                                    Pour milk first, then cereal.

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                                    That does make me angry and I have no idea why.

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                                      Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                                      I like to think it's angry spez not wanting good content here. He has a bunch of alts here that he has minions downvote with, while he stands over their shoulder micromanaging what they downvote.

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                                        AI is a great invention

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                                          "Hey, wanna fight?

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