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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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    …which is a sandwich.

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    It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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      pop•
      tarts

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      The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

      Two part oars.

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      • A [email protected]

        It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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        Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.

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          Pineapple banana pizza.

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            Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

            There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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            A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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              It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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              #166

              What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                PB&J calzone

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                  PB&J calzone

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                  Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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                    A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                    It's a sausage sandwich

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                      Pineapple banana pizza.

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                      #170

                      Kiwi pizza

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                        It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                        #171

                        Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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                          Punishment is ineffective long-term

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                          • K [email protected]

                            Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                            There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                            Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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                              H2G2 is not funny.
                              - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                              Big Bang Theory is funny.
                              - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                              GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                              Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                              I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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                                Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                                IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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                                  Cats are better than dogs

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                                  People shouldn't keep pets

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                                    Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                                    This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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                                      Pour milk first, then cereal.

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                                      That does make me angry and I have no idea why.

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                                        Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                                        I like to think it's angry spez not wanting good content here. He has a bunch of alts here that he has minions downvote with, while he stands over their shoulder micromanaging what they downvote.

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                                          AI is a great invention

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