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    Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?

    Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?

    A Newgrounds username and password?

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    Free money code for SimCity 2000. Also, The Sims. I've got those on speed dial despite their complete uselessness today except to prove I played those games years ago.

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      here in Duckburg

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      Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes

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        Me at 21 with a beard:
        No questions

        Me at 34 with no beard:
        No questions . Damn, ouch.

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        • totallynotspezupload@startrek.websiteT [email protected]

          So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.

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          Yeah the IDs should be the same across the EU except for the background motive

          Edit: nvm they're all over the place1000098037

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            Also the Gummy Bears theme.

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            Yeah but that one isn't hard.

            Now crazy frog would be impressive.

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            • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

              Points at UK

              "England"

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              He then also mentions Scotland separately.

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              • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes

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                It’s a… duck blur?

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                • totallynotspezupload@startrek.websiteT [email protected]

                  Close, 38. 😄

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                  You're one of those 40 year olds who looks 38?

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                    It’s a… duck blur?

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                    WOO HOOO

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                    • T [email protected]

                      Scrooge is also voiced by David Tenant.

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                      don't get me started on the voice cast. i have no good reason i haven't watched it yet

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                      • totallynotspezupload@startrek.websiteT [email protected]

                        So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.

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                        my favorite incident like this happened in utah. with mineral water.

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                        • totallynotspezupload@startrek.websiteT [email protected]

                          Throws targeted ads at you and permabans you afterwards

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                          hegestus, brought to you by the church of latter day days

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                          • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                            my favorite incident like this happened in utah. with mineral water.

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                            Error 404; does not compute. Care to share that bonkers story with us?

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                              What an ICQ number? Especially one that was only 6 digits. I'm so old and even ICQ is young.

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                              showoff mine was 7.

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                                How did Ducktales get so many bangers associated with it in the 90s?

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                                i don't know who worked on ducktales in particular but alan menken worked at disney and he wrote so many amazing songs. to be able to pop by his idunno, studio? office? whatever and ask for advice probably helped.

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                                  Yeah the IDs should be the same across the EU except for the background motive

                                  Edit: nvm they're all over the place1000098037

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                                  The Cypriot looks like a police sketch.

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                                  • totallynotspezupload@startrek.websiteT [email protected]

                                    Error 404; does not compute. Care to share that bonkers story with us?

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                                    i was buying perrier and the cashier at a walmart in utah must've thought it was liquor. probably had never sold alcohol because, y'know, the register tells you to check id. kept demanding to see my identification. I was amused. told her no. went back and forth a bit (including me telling her I wasn't buying anything that needed my ID) until we got her manager, who told her i was buying water and to stop being an idiot.

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                                    • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                      They used the same song for the 2017 reboot, so that wouldn’t work. (Same lyrics, new recording.)

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                                      Well what about tiny toon adventures, then? Or the Gummies Bears?

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                                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                        i was buying perrier and the cashier at a walmart in utah must've thought it was liquor. probably had never sold alcohol because, y'know, the register tells you to check id. kept demanding to see my identification. I was amused. told her no. went back and forth a bit (including me telling her I wasn't buying anything that needed my ID) until we got her manager, who told her i was buying water and to stop being an idiot.

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                                        Jaysus Christ and all his carpenter friends... Would've loved to see the look on her face after the manager got involved. 😄

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                                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          don't get me started on the voice cast. i have no good reason i haven't watched it yet

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                                          It’s worth a watch. Or at least a stint as background noise while coding.

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