Lick it
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A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.
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Unfortunate? That's an important part of learning as a toddler.
Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.
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Ever eaten Hot Pockets?
"Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle?"
"It's frozen, but it can be served boiling-lava hot." -
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I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?
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False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.
If it weren’t for the skin incinerating temperature, it’d probably feel like softened caramel
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Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?
Seems likely to me
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I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
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Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?
I think you might be onto something.
I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.
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I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.
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A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Pretty much every asshole I know can do that
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I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE
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Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.
There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?
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There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?
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I think you might be onto something.
I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.
now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one
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Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.
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I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
Extra sticky postage stamp.
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False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.
Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.
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A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.
just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.
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I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE
️I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!
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