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    I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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      False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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      If it weren’t for the skin incinerating temperature, it’d probably feel like softened caramel

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        Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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        Seems likely to me

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          I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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            Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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            I think you might be onto something.

            I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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              I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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              Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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                A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                Pretty much every asshole I know can do that

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                  I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                    Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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                    There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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                      There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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                        I think you might be onto something.

                        I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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                        now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                          Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.

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                            I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                            Extra sticky postage stamp.

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                              False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                              Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                                A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                                just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.

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                                  I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                                  I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!

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                                      Oh, my stars! Does that mean.... Oh, goodness 🫢

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                                        now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                                        1000001680

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                                          I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                                          Most definitely as a baby or toddler, yes you have. And if it was not asphalt it was similar stuff like walls and such.

                                          As soon as one has enough data and a brain developed enough one absolutely can tell the feel and taste of stuff even if not tested.

                                          Bonus points if your a parent. Toddlers WILL force stuff in your mouth and you WILL have the chance to test the theories.

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