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    I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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    Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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      A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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      Pretty much every asshole I know can do that

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        I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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          Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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          There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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            There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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              I think you might be onto something.

              I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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              now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.

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                  I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                  Extra sticky postage stamp.

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                  • H [email protected]

                    False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                    Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                      A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                      just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.

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                      • manticore@lemmy.nzM [email protected]

                        I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                        I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!

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                            Oh, my stars! Does that mean.... Oh, goodness 🫢

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                              now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                              1000001680

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                                I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                                Most definitely as a baby or toddler, yes you have. And if it was not asphalt it was similar stuff like walls and such.

                                As soon as one has enough data and a brain developed enough one absolutely can tell the feel and taste of stuff even if not tested.

                                Bonus points if your a parent. Toddlers WILL force stuff in your mouth and you WILL have the chance to test the theories.

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                                  Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                                  Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second.
                                  It might take longer to make all the experience one needs, but they will get them one way or another.

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                                    Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                                    Ok, fair enough.

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                                      Only one way to find out. Do it... For science!

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                                        My fingers also know.

                                        As does my pp.

                                        It's the brain.

                                        The same damaged brain that can't tell how it will feel doing something it enjoys.

                                        That a fuck.

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                                          Asphalt tastes like gummy bears for a second.

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