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    My thought exactly. You know immediately if it's empty

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    That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided

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      1. The second nose, but can I decide where?
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      • gedaliyah@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

        Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

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        are clothes considered containers? asking for a friend

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          1. The second nose, but can I decide where?
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          Yes, but you have to use it as a suppository

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            are clothes considered containers? asking for a friend

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            Yes. Any empty clothes are yours to see inside.

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              Yes. Any empty clothes are yours to see inside.

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              you mean are for my friend to see inside. oh. oh.

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                You guys are sleeping on 1.

                The secrets of the oysters could be yours.

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                Yes, but I love oysters.

                Hearing them scream as I scarf a dozen of them? Not opposed, but seems like that's going to ruin the meal.

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                  #7 Can instantly see inside any empty container

                  Everyone that watches Love Island and won't shut up about it are now transparent

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                  Buddhist monk mediating: I am but an empty vessel.

                  You: Bro, you had rice for lunch.

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                    Free gravel is so busted compared to the rest. Gravel's one of those things that you don't need often, but someone in any town on any given day will need some.

                    You could undercut every single other gravel business. Even if the competition lowers their prices dramatically, they can't go lower than their costs. Meanwhile, you have absolutely no costs on material. Gravel monopoly.

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                      Can I take all 9 and never have printer troubles again?

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                        Free gravel is so busted compared to the rest. Gravel's one of those things that you don't need often, but someone in any town on any given day will need some.

                        You could undercut every single other gravel business. Even if the competition lowers their prices dramatically, they can't go lower than their costs. Meanwhile, you have absolutely no costs on material. Gravel monopoly.

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                        Bet I could retire in a year, two at the outside. Have customers pick up at deep discount until I could get a pair of heavy trucks and drivers, pure gravy from there on out.

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                          No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

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                            Yes, but I love oysters.

                            Hearing them scream as I scarf a dozen of them? Not opposed, but seems like that's going to ruin the meal.

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                            Maybe they’re into vore, you don’t know.

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                              Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny

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                              Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.

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                                If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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                                What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?

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                                  No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

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                                  ce n'est pas un grille-pain.

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                                    7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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                                    • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                                      It does if trying to go through an 8” thick wall.

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                                      Or across an 8" ocean.

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                                      • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                                        Or across an 8" ocean.

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                                        Or 8" of gravel.

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                                          Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

                                          Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

                                          Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

                                          Gravel.

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                                          You will have free grave in north Korea

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