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    Can I take all 9 and never have printer troubles again?

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      Free gravel is so busted compared to the rest. Gravel's one of those things that you don't need often, but someone in any town on any given day will need some.

      You could undercut every single other gravel business. Even if the competition lowers their prices dramatically, they can't go lower than their costs. Meanwhile, you have absolutely no costs on material. Gravel monopoly.

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      Bet I could retire in a year, two at the outside. Have customers pick up at deep discount until I could get a pair of heavy trucks and drivers, pure gravy from there on out.

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        No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

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          Yes, but I love oysters.

          Hearing them scream as I scarf a dozen of them? Not opposed, but seems like that's going to ruin the meal.

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          Maybe they’re into vore, you don’t know.

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          • sharkfucker420@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

            Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny

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            Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.

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              If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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              What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?

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                No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

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                ce n'est pas un grille-pain.

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                  7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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                    It does if trying to go through an 8” thick wall.

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                    Or across an 8" ocean.

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                    • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                      Or across an 8" ocean.

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                      Or 8" of gravel.

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                        Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

                        Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

                        Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

                        Gravel.

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                        You will have free grave in north Korea

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                          Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.

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                          That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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                            That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided

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                            But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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                              7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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                              How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                                Does toaster control imply I can also read the internal state of the toaster with my mind? Like can I detect if the bread is about to burn?

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                                  But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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                                  Why weren't you already?

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                                    5 and then make stuff where the switches are all miniature toasters.

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                                      That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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                                      With your back up against the wall, you'd still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you'd either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

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                                        Einstein can't run at all. He died years ago.

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                                        Hey, it's all relative.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                                          Cuss then you know which ones has stuff

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