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    No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

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      Yes, but I love oysters.

      Hearing them scream as I scarf a dozen of them? Not opposed, but seems like that's going to ruin the meal.

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      Maybe they’re into vore, you don’t know.

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      • sharkfucker420@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

        Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny

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        Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.

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          If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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          What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?

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            No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

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            ce n'est pas un grille-pain.

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              7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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              • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                It does if trying to go through an 8” thick wall.

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                Or across an 8" ocean.

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                • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                  Or across an 8" ocean.

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                  Or 8" of gravel.

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                    Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

                    Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

                    Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

                    Gravel.

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                    You will have free grave in north Korea

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                      Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.

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                      That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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                        That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided

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                        But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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                          7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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                          How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                            Does toaster control imply I can also read the internal state of the toaster with my mind? Like can I detect if the bread is about to burn?

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                              But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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                              Why weren't you already?

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                                5 and then make stuff where the switches are all miniature toasters.

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                                  That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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                                  With your back up against the wall, you'd still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you'd either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

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                                    Einstein can't run at all. He died years ago.

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                                    Hey, it's all relative.

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                                      Cuss then you know which ones has stuff

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                                        Why weren't you already?

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                                        Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.

                                        Honestly I still don't know much about him, mostly because I don't care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                                          Play "Deal or No Deal"

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