No brainer
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Yes, but I love oysters.
Hearing them scream as I scarf a dozen of them? Not opposed, but seems like that's going to ruin the meal.
Maybe they’re into vore, you don’t know.
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Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny
Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.
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If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference
What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?
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No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?
ce n'est pas un grille-pain.
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7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate
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It does if trying to go through an 8” thick wall.
Or across an 8" ocean.
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Or across an 8" ocean.
Or 8" of gravel.
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Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.
Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.
Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.
Gravel.
You will have free grave in north Korea
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Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.
That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.
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That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided
But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.
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7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate
How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it
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Does toaster control imply I can also read the internal state of the toaster with my mind? Like can I detect if the bread is about to burn?
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But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.
Why weren't you already?
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5 and then make stuff where the switches are all miniature toasters.
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That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.
With your back up against the wall, you'd still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you'd either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.
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Einstein can't run at all. He died years ago.
Hey, it's all relative.
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How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it
Cuss then you know which ones has stuff
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Why weren't you already?
Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.
Honestly I still don't know much about him, mostly because I don't care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.
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How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it
Play "Deal or No Deal"
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If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference
wrote last edited by [email protected]Even with a cooldown or something like that, a real world 'blink' ability, even of just 7 inches, would be utterly devastating in hand to hand combat, as well as potentially in ranged/armed combat as well.
Just imagine scenes from John Wick but also, every 30 minutes, he can just 'blink' up to 7 inches to dodge or connect a punch, kick, grab, close range shot, move just a bit further into cover, closer to a magazine needed to reload, etc.
Granted, you would also have to be very careful to not uh, Philadelphia Experiment / phase shift into a fucking wall or some other person or something.
A 7 inch 'blink' takes Keanu Reeves a step from John Wick... toward Neo, this would be completely 'broken' in the hands of a skilled and trained fighter, even if they can only use it once a day, as a kind of 'ultimate' or w/e.
Like uh, try hand to hand fighting someone in Cyberpunk 77, with yourself set up as close to a plain jane human as possible... up against a melee fighter with sandevistan.
