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    That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided

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    But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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      7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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      How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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        Does toaster control imply I can also read the internal state of the toaster with my mind? Like can I detect if the bread is about to burn?

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          But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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          Why weren't you already?

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            5 and then make stuff where the switches are all miniature toasters.

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              That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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              With your back up against the wall, you'd still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you'd either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

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                Einstein can't run at all. He died years ago.

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                Hey, it's all relative.

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                  Cuss then you know which ones has stuff

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                    Why weren't you already?

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                    Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.

                    Honestly I still don't know much about him, mostly because I don't care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.

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                      How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                      Play "Deal or No Deal"

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                        If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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                        Even with a cooldown or something like that, a real world 'blink' ability, even of just 7 inches, would be utterly devastating in hand to hand combat, as well as potentially in ranged/armed combat as well.

                        Just imagine scenes from John Wick but also, every 30 minutes, he can just 'blink' up to 7 inches to dodge or connect a punch, kick, grab, close range shot, move just a bit further into cover, closer to a magazine needed to reload, etc.

                        Granted, you would also have to be very careful to not uh, Philadelphia Experiment / phase shift into a fucking wall or some other person or something.

                        A 7 inch 'blink' takes Keanu Reeves a step from John Wick... toward Neo, this would be completely 'broken' in the hands of a skilled and trained fighter, even if they can only use it once a day, as a kind of 'ultimate' or w/e.

                        Like uh, try hand to hand fighting someone in Cyberpunk 77, with yourself set up as close to a plain jane human as possible... up against a melee fighter with sandevistan.

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                        • fuckgod@feddit.onlineF [email protected]

                          Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.

                          Honestly I still don't know much about him, mostly because I don't care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.

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                          So I shouldn't flick this switch

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                            1. breed oysters > profit
                            2. sell gravel
                            3. still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
                            4. why
                            5. must be a job somewhere for you
                            6. can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
                            7. doctorate in archeology
                            8. albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
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                              Gotta go with 7 here.

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                                Play "Deal or No Deal"

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                                Okay. Your power instantly doesn't work as every case contains a placard saying what the dollar amount is and is therefore not an empty container

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                                  7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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                                  Most things people consider "empty" are still full of atmospheric gases, dust, etc.

                                  You could see inside of a sterile container inside of a vacuum chamber.

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                                    What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?

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                                    Yes but they all cancel each other out leaving you unmoving.

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                                      3 or 6 if there’s no cooldown. People talk about not being able to get through walls when over open ground you can hit potentially limitless speed without gaining inertia and going splat if something pulls out in front of you. Same with deaging, so long as the cooldown isn’t longer than 10 hours, you’re Benjamin-Buttoning it.

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                                        so i can say inside your skull? Ayooo

                                        but seriously it's the teleport assuming there's no or negligible cast time. the only thing you can't do is tp through a thick obstacle but you can repeatedly use it through continuous routes to travel long distances in very fast.

                                        if not then toaster control ain't that bad either.

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                                          So I shouldn't flick this switch

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                                          Not sure what this is in reference to, honestly. I may have heard his name when the safe happened, but I never actually watched the clip of it's something to do with that. I just heard mentions of it later.

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