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    No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

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    ce n'est pas un grille-pain.

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      7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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      • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

        It does if trying to go through an 8” thick wall.

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        Or across an 8" ocean.

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          Or across an 8" ocean.

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          Or 8" of gravel.

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            Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

            Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

            Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

            Gravel.

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            You will have free grave in north Korea

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            • V [email protected]

              Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.

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              That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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                That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided

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                But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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                  7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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                  How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                    Does toaster control imply I can also read the internal state of the toaster with my mind? Like can I detect if the bread is about to burn?

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                      But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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                      Why weren't you already?

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                        5 and then make stuff where the switches are all miniature toasters.

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                          That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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                          With your back up against the wall, you'd still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you'd either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

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                            Einstein can't run at all. He died years ago.

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                            Hey, it's all relative.

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                              How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                              Cuss then you know which ones has stuff

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                                Why weren't you already?

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                                Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.

                                Honestly I still don't know much about him, mostly because I don't care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.

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                                  How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                                  Play "Deal or No Deal"

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                                    If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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                                    Even with a cooldown or something like that, a real world 'blink' ability, even of just 7 inches, would be utterly devastating in hand to hand combat, as well as potentially in ranged/armed combat as well.

                                    Just imagine scenes from John Wick but also, every 30 minutes, he can just 'blink' up to 7 inches to dodge or connect a punch, kick, grab, close range shot, move just a bit further into cover, closer to a magazine needed to reload, etc.

                                    Granted, you would also have to be very careful to not uh, Philadelphia Experiment / phase shift into a fucking wall or some other person or something.

                                    A 7 inch 'blink' takes Keanu Reeves a step from John Wick... toward Neo, this would be completely 'broken' in the hands of a skilled and trained fighter, even if they can only use it once a day, as a kind of 'ultimate' or w/e.

                                    Like uh, try hand to hand fighting someone in Cyberpunk 77, with yourself set up as close to a plain jane human as possible... up against a melee fighter with sandevistan.

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                                      Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.

                                      Honestly I still don't know much about him, mostly because I don't care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.

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                                      So I shouldn't flick this switch

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                                        1. breed oysters > profit
                                        2. sell gravel
                                        3. still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
                                        4. why
                                        5. must be a job somewhere for you
                                        6. can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
                                        7. doctorate in archeology
                                        8. albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
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                                          Gotta go with 7 here.

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